<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150</id><updated>2011-11-03T13:50:31.862-07:00</updated><category term='Murkot'/><category term='facebook'/><category term='halloween'/><category term='Joke'/><category term='Theater'/><category term='Technology'/><category term='Cool'/><category term='Image'/><category term='Video Games'/><category term='Shop'/><category term='Music'/><category term='Comics'/><category term='Photography'/><category term='Geek'/><category term='Race'/><category term='Oliver'/><category term='Pop Culture'/><category term='America'/><category term='Politics'/><category term='Quote'/><category term='Story'/><category term='Texas'/><category term='RIP'/><category term='Eulogies'/><category term='Kayla'/><category term='Food'/><category term='Charlie'/><category term='Notes'/><category term='Work'/><category term='WTF'/><category term='Rant'/><category term='Dear Diary'/><category term='Movies'/><category term='Bakersfield'/><category term='Video'/><category term='Religion'/><category term='Personal Stuff'/><category term='Funny'/><title type='text'>7 Bates: What's in a name?</title><subtitle type='html'>A semi-regularly view into the mind of an opinionated guy with a number for a name.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>671</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-4307132248195056947</id><published>2010-06-28T23:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-28T23:08:29.868-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;Okay, so a little back story. Inga Barks is a good person. I "pick on" her friends and act like a "troublemaker" (her words, not mine, lol) in the purest form of political jesting. She knows I try to avoid being anything but respectful on her board, thus she tolerates me. This was her conversation thread begun on Facebook, linking to her article below.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The story behind this story, is that Michael Rubio is running for a state senate seat, and it was determined recently that he lived one house outside of the district he was running in. It turns out, admittedly, that the Kern County Election Department mistakenly listed his home in the 16th district, when it wasn't. The guy has lived there for years, and voted in the 16th district elections, as a resident there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So everyone knows this is a SNAFU, but even Inga (who opposes Rubio politically) admitted it wasn't his fault. However, she made a few jabs at him and the left in her article, that made me want to speak up some. She's nice enough to let me, so I continued to discuss it with her fans, who always hate my comments. ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="UIIntentionalStory_Header"&gt;&lt;h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;:&amp;quot;msg&amp;quot;}"&gt;                 &lt;span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names" ft="{&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;:&amp;quot;name&amp;quot;}"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/inga.barks" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=897460524"&gt;Inga K. Barks&lt;/a&gt;                 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="" class="UIStory_Message"&gt;HERE'S MY  LATEST COLUMN.  I didn't title it. I don't think the rules should be  changed for any candidate. but they often are.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bakersfield.com/news/columnist/barks/x467205159/INGA-BARKS-You-cant-change-the-rules-for-out-of-district-Rubio"&gt;INGA BARKS: You can't change the rules for  out-of-district Rubio&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/jameshenderson1" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1168946612"&gt;James Henderson&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca578bf3afa92ed" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;nice job I say!!!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  20:49:02 -0700"&gt;2 hours ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973277"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link comment_like_973277" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973277]" value="973277" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973338"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/inga.barks" title="Inga K. Barks"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v225/749/102/q897460524_5883.jpg" alt="Inga K. Barks" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/inga.barks" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=897460524"&gt;Inga K. Barks&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca5806a34b8b877" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;Thanks James! A mutual friend said you'd  hate it because I sympathize with Rubio. But it is a really sad way to  lose a race. Especially because he technically did nothing wrong. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  21:00:23 -0700"&gt;2 hours ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973338"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973338" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973338]" value="973338" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973339"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000494231064" title="Steve Loftus"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL  img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs621.ash1/27339_100000494231064_3737_q.jpg" alt="Steve Loftus" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000494231064" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=100000494231064"&gt;Steve  Loftus&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca587ed0a3a5da4" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;Good article but boy Rubio will slither on  his belly like a snake to get out of this one.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  21:00:26 -0700"&gt;2 hours ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973339"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link comment_like_973339" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973339]" value="973339" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973355"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/inga.barks" title="Inga K. Barks"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v225/749/102/q897460524_5883.jpg" alt="Inga K. Barks" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/inga.barks" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=897460524"&gt;Inga K. Barks&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca58f0115d82db5" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;Steve I think it's funny that Grove did the  same thing on purpose and her consultant actually told TV that Rubio  shouldn't qualify!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:03:23 -0700"&gt;about an hour  ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973355"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link comment_like_973355" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973355]" value="973355" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973362"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000494231064" title="Steve Loftus"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL  img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs621.ash1/27339_100000494231064_3737_q.jpg" alt="Steve Loftus" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000494231064" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=100000494231064"&gt;Steve  Loftus&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca596512b0af2a5" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;Machine v. machine in Bakersfield, who is  dirtier???????????&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:04:12 -0700"&gt;about an hour  ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973362"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link comment_like_973362" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973362]" value="973362" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973365"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" title="Elizabeth  Jo Brown-Moore"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs338.snc4/41766_728001316_2124_q.jpg" alt="Elizabeth Jo Brown-Moore" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=728001316"&gt;Elizabeth Jo  Brown-Moore&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca59d6112660236" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;as I said on the comments on TBC - rules is  rules!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:05:14 -0700"&gt;about an hour ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973365"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973365" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973365]" value="973365" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973386 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973386"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca5b14915c26a87" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;You're  right, you can't change the rules; that's why we have judges.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What  you're saying is "Obviously the county made the mistake here, not the  candidate - but because I side politically against the candidate, I'm  gonna say 'rules are rules'."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think you brought up the very  definition of why we have courts for checks and balances to the &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;... &lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'CSS.addClass($("&gt;See More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;legislative bodies: they'll look at the  circumstances of the case where the county screwed up, and rule fairly.  Your "what if someone living 1000 feet outside the district" statement  is a straw man logic. The courts would never allow something like that  to happen. More to the point, the Kern County Elections Department's  mistake is the single most contributing factor to this error, and the  judges get to measure that in their ruling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We have to have  judges to be the human beings who choose to slice that baby in half when  situations like this arise. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  21:08:32 -0700"&gt;about an hour ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973386"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973386" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973386]" value="973386" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973386]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973399 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973399"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca5babd5955ac89" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;On  a side note - you're the ONLY conservative to even give Rubio a fair  shake. I friggin love you. (I also think Rubio is kind of a doofus, but  hey, I'm not in his district)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:09:53 -0700"&gt;about an hour  ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973399"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link comment_like_973399" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973399]" value="973399" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973399]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973408"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" title="Elizabeth  Jo Brown-Moore"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs338.snc4/41766_728001316_2124_q.jpg" alt="Elizabeth Jo Brown-Moore" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=728001316"&gt;Elizabeth Jo  Brown-Moore&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca5c33b69b58782" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;courts should not be in any of it. so  somebody messed up, it wasn't the candidate's fault, but many times we  have to just live with decisions whether the cause was our fault or not.  It is called the real world. I don't side with or against him - I just  feel we try to teach our kids the right way to do things and this is one  of those times you bite the bullet and move on. The sun will still come  up tomorrow.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:12:16 -0700"&gt;about an hour  ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973408"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link comment_like_973408" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973408]" value="973408" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973427 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973427"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca5d00f5a505778" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;@  Elizabeth - you do understand that we have a three part government for a  reason, right? Executive, Legislative, and Judicial. The "Separation of  powers" principle?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course courts should be involved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branches_of_government" onmousedown="'UntrustedLink.bootstrap($(this)," rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;span class="word_break"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;ki/Branches_of_government&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  21:16:45 -0700"&gt;about an hour ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973427"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973427" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973427]" value="973427" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973427]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973445"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/jameshenderson1" title="James Henderson"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v223/64/87/q1168946612_8134.jpg" alt="James Henderson" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/jameshenderson1" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1168946612"&gt;James Henderson&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca5d7b101c8ff70" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;well you do sympathize with him...:), but  rememember he swore an oath to uphold the constitution....and honestly, I  am hearing some shady stuff in you neck of the woods, but its kern  co....right?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:20:16 -0700"&gt;about an hour  ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973445"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link comment_like_973445" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973445]" value="973445" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973459"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" title="Elizabeth  Jo Brown-Moore"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs338.snc4/41766_728001316_2124_q.jpg" alt="Elizabeth Jo Brown-Moore" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=728001316"&gt;Elizabeth Jo  Brown-Moore&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca5ded45a52012c" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;yup - but they get involved in stuff they  have no business in because somebody disagrees with what the voters said  they wanted so they sue to overturn it. THAT is just wrong IMO. What  happened to by the people for the people? THAT went to hell in a hand  basket a long time ago.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:22:31 -0700"&gt;about an hour  ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973459"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link comment_like_973459" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973459]" value="973459" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973477"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" title="Elizabeth  Jo Brown-Moore"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs338.snc4/41766_728001316_2124_q.jpg" alt="Elizabeth Jo Brown-Moore" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=728001316"&gt;Elizabeth Jo  Brown-Moore&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca5e60e61ff1509" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;&lt;span&gt;@James - LOL LOL  LOL....................YUP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;span class="word_break"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  21:26:05 -0700"&gt;about an hour ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973477"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973477" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973477]" value="973477" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973478 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973478"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca5f61c64d4265e" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;That  was a quote by Lincoln, Elizabeth. Not a principal of the Constitution,  which the separation of powers are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The courts don't get  involved in "stuff they have no business in" because we specifically  have the courts as a check of power against the legislature and  executive branches of government. The three parts I'm talking about; the  courts &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;... &lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'CSS.addClass($("&gt;See More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;are part of that. You want them there. They  fix it when you have a runaway confessional body that does bad stuff, or  a president. They also need to be there when there's a presidential  election in Florida and doubts about votes. Remember that?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't  knock the courts. They're not evil. Nobody tossed any liberties into  any handbasket because a court fixed a districting error. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  21:26:10 -0700"&gt;about an hour ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973478"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973478" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973478]" value="973478" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973478]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973491"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" title="Elizabeth  Jo Brown-Moore"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs338.snc4/41766_728001316_2124_q.jpg" alt="Elizabeth Jo Brown-Moore" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=728001316"&gt;Elizabeth Jo  Brown-Moore&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca5fe8020ccb16e" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;They fix it when you have a runaway  confessional body that does bad stuff, or a president. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;REALLY????  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:29:48 -0700"&gt;about an hour ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973491"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973491" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973491]" value="973491" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973502 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973502"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca606c00c21ff13" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;Yeah  Elizabeth. They're there for when an executive of the Government (the  President) over steps his bounds. They, along with the legislative  branches of the government, can check the powers of the President.  That's what the separation of powers is all about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  21:31:35 -0700"&gt;about an hour ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973502"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973502" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973502]" value="973502" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973502]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973506 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973506"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca6128e374011cc" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;Here,  read this. &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Separation_of_powers_under_the_United_States_Constitution" onmousedown="'UntrustedLink.bootstrap($(this)," rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;span class="word_break"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;ki/Separation_of_powers_un&lt;/span&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;span class="word_break"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;der_the_United_States_Cons&lt;/span&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;span class="word_break"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;titution&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  21:33:29 -0700"&gt;about an hour ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973506"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973506" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973506]" value="973506" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973506]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973512"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" title="Elizabeth  Jo Brown-Moore"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs338.snc4/41766_728001316_2124_q.jpg" alt="Elizabeth Jo Brown-Moore" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=728001316"&gt;Elizabeth Jo  Brown-Moore&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca61a4c70d8ff0a" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Not working too well now is it? Mr.  "o" is totally overstepping his alleged power and nobody is stopping  him. OH wait-----all his buddies are in power with  him.................OK....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;span class="word_break"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.........got  it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:35:01 -0700"&gt;about an hour ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973512"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973512" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973512]" value="973512" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973536 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973536"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca62d617b1049da" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;Elizabeth,  the President has not once overstepped the bounds of the office he was  elected to. You disagree with his politics, but that's the position of  the LOSERS of that election. When your President is in office, the other  side feels the same way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The checks of power are there for  abuses of power. His "buddies in power" are people politically &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;... &lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'CSS.addClass($("&gt;See More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;on the same side as him. If your side isn't  the legislative side in power, then yes, the President gets to push his  mandate, his philosophy, and his ideas through. As does the congress.  (Within the boundaries of law, as checked by the courts)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You  don't like it? Make sure your guy wins next time. Which, has happened a  few times in recent history so we're guaranteed to have a conservative  president in office again. When that person is elected, they will push  forth the political philosophy of the right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's politics. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  21:38:11 -0700"&gt;about an hour ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973536"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973536" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973536]" value="973536" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973536]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973545"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" title="Elizabeth  Jo Brown-Moore"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs338.snc4/41766_728001316_2124_q.jpg" alt="Elizabeth Jo Brown-Moore" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=728001316"&gt;Elizabeth Jo  Brown-Moore&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca635b6521ed05a" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;OK................. :-)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  21:39:17 -0700"&gt;about an hour ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973545"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973545" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973545]" value="973545" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973546 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973546"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca63de76359a269" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;Just  stop mistaking the President's differing opinion from yours, with  abuses of power. There's a significant difference.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  21:39:18 -0700"&gt;about an hour ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973546"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973546" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973546]" value="973546" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973546]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973554"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" title="Elizabeth  Jo Brown-Moore"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs338.snc4/41766_728001316_2124_q.jpg" alt="Elizabeth Jo Brown-Moore" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728001316" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=728001316"&gt;Elizabeth Jo  Brown-Moore&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca6451b11e283a6" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;I'm aware of that steven..............I am  65 years old and not an idiot. and my dislike of the man has nothing to  do with party - he is shoving stuff down our throats we said we did not  want.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:40:59 -0700"&gt;about an hour ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973554"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973554" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973554]" value="973554" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973560 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973560"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca64db6661fd89f" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;The  person saying "that we did not want" is the person who wanted the other  guy to win. Meanwhile, the larger number of people who voted (my side)  want him to do a LOT of what he's doing. So who is this "we" you're  talking about?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BTW, playing the "I'm 65 and not an idiot" logic  doesn't play with me. I've met a lot of 65 year old idiots on both sides  of the political spectrum. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:42:41 -0700"&gt;about an hour  ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973560"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link comment_like_973560" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973560]" value="973560" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973560]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973627"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/MGabrielleMartin" title="Gabrielle Martin"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs291.ash1/23025_1447573064_5732_q.jpg" alt="Gabrielle Martin" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/MGabrielleMartin" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1447573064"&gt;Gabrielle Martin&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca65c2c429b3c1d" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;And I've met a lot of younger, obviously  uneducated libs, who don't put their brains in gear before they set  their mouths in motion.  Check your numbers, Seven.  The MAJORITY of  people do NOT want what he is shoving down our throats.  Just because  YOU want him to change your didies, doesn't mean *I* want him telling me  if I can have a hamburger or &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;... &lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'CSS.addClass($("&gt;See More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;not.  Lighten up.  And did you ever learn to  'respect your elders?'  We've lived longer and we've experienced more.   And we've obviously had a better education.  You owe the lady an  apology.  Are you man enough?  Or are you still a little boy?  Never  mind, with your views, I already know.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  21:53:21 -0700"&gt;about an hour ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973627"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973627" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973627]" value="973627" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973711 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973711"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca67142665a3644" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;@  Gabrielle - President Obama won both the popular vote and the electoral  vote in 2008, exactly what majority do you speak of? Oh the people who  oppose Obama but didn't vote? The majority of Americans who negated  their ability to complain because they didn't show up in November of  2008? Yeah, and you say I'm the undereducated one? Seriously?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You  &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;... &lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'CSS.addClass($("&gt;See More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;constantly like to pull on the tassels of your  Ph.D., and assert that I'm uneducated comparatively. Meanwhile, you're  the arrogant person asserting that I'm saying something mean to the  woman who differed in opinion from me. I didn't say anything mean, or  attacking. You did though. You always do, because you don't know how to  talk to people without emotions. You don't know how because nobody  taught you that in your graduate studies; which appear to be the full  span of your education, in spite of your years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  22:11:00 -0700"&gt;50 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973711"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973711" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973711]" value="973711" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973711]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973724 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973724"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca67bbf07c5c962" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;You  keep forgetting that in spite of the fact that you don't like the  President, or his politics, differing in opinion from him isn't akin to a  revolution. That is what elections are for. You assert (in public) that  judges are inherently corrupt, or that the president is over stepping  his executive powers, then you had better assert it with facts, or  you'll get publicly embarrassed - like you do every time you debate me,  Gabrielle. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:13:37 -0700"&gt;47 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt;  · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973724"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973724" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973724]" value="973724" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973724]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973750"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000103286717" title="Andy Hanson"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs167.ash2/41486_100000103286717_247_q.jpg" alt="Andy Hanson" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000103286717" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=100000103286717"&gt;Andy Hanson&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca683b979a62ec2" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;I think Seven learned what "Separation of  Power" is this week. He mentioned it 4 times already. It has no  relevence in this thread. Pick another "Governmental sounding phrase"  and see if it fits your argument.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  22:17:28 -0700"&gt;43 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973750"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973750" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973750]" value="973750" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973754 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973754"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca68baa70c0387a" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;I  think Andy didn't read the article, or the comments above mine. I also  think he didn't read the comments fully, or he'd have seen that the  discussion of the separation of powers has EVERYTHING to do with this  discussion. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:18:31 -0700"&gt;42 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt;  · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973754"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973754" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973754]" value="973754" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973754]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973755 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973755"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca692fa02689949" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;Ain't  that about right Andy? Y'know, judicial rulings on county elections  decisions in error? The rights and necessity for those judges to rule on  it? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:19:27 -0700"&gt;41 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973755"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973755" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973755]" value="973755" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973755]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973767"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000103286717" title="Andy Hanson"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs167.ash2/41486_100000103286717_247_q.jpg" alt="Andy Hanson" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000103286717" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=100000103286717"&gt;Andy Hanson&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca69a3e5415e503" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;I deal with Judges and legal eagles  everyday. I don't think you're capable of teaching me anything, Seven.  You appear to be just another Lib wanting to sponge off the rest of the  working population.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:23:01 -0700"&gt;38 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt;  · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973767"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973767" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973767]" value="973767" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973780 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973780"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca6a243320e3282" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;Wow,  Andy - so you're accusing me of being a system leech? Wow, you know my  tax history and my civic volunteering schedule? You can assert, with  such clairvoyance, my level of patriotism? You sir, are amazing. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  22:25:40 -0700"&gt;35 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973780"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973780" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973780]" value="973780" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973780]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973785 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973785"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca6aa61056033af" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;And  by the way, conservatives, I'm not trying to teach you anything. I'm  merely imploring you to stop being so obtuse.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  22:28:12 -0700"&gt;32 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973785"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973785" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973785]" value="973785" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973785]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973796"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/MGabrielleMartin" title="Gabrielle Martin"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs291.ash1/23025_1447573064_5732_q.jpg" alt="Gabrielle Martin" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/MGabrielleMartin" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1447573064"&gt;Gabrielle Martin&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca6b1605fb805ca" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;And YOU sir, need to go get a slurpee and a  candy bar, get on your skateboard, and ride away.  You are rude,  arrogant, and completely out of your league.  Go play with children your  own age, and leave this discussion to the adults who are old enough to  vote.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:29:55 -0700"&gt;31 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973796"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973796" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973796]" value="973796" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973799 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973799"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca6b83442b30ad2" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;@  Gabrielle - Funny how your defense against my points and facts is to  say I'm not in your league and young. My my, you are an intellectual. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  22:31:01 -0700"&gt;30 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973799"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973799" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973799]" value="973799" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973799]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973805"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/MGabrielleMartin" title="Gabrielle Martin"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs291.ash1/23025_1447573064_5732_q.jpg" alt="Gabrielle Martin" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/MGabrielleMartin" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1447573064"&gt;Gabrielle Martin&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca6be133f2ce51d" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;@ Andy...I apologize for Seven's  remarks...he's just a little boy who didn't even read Inga's  column...because, he's 'Hukd on foniks.'&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  22:32:18 -0700"&gt;28 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973805"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973805" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973805]" value="973805" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973809 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973809"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca6c48051da04dd" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;Heaven  forbid you disagree with my topics of debate - oh, no. Lets belittle  him because he's only 32. Wait, that's old enough to vote. That's even 2  years older than the minimum requirements to be a Senator. Hmm...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  22:34:20 -0700"&gt;26 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973809"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973809" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973809]" value="973809" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973809]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973839"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/MGabrielleMartin" title="Gabrielle Martin"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs291.ash1/23025_1447573064_5732_q.jpg" alt="Gabrielle Martin" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/MGabrielleMartin" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1447573064"&gt;Gabrielle Martin&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca6cede0e82baad" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;WHAT 'points and facts'?  You haven't even  addressed the original subject?  LOLOLOLOL!   You don't even know what  the 'points and facts' ARE. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh Seven, you bore me.  And it's a  good name, considering that's the intellectual age you show here.  See  ya later, dude.  You've intruded into a discussion you know nothing  about, disparaged and been &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;... &lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'CSS.addClass($("&gt;See More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;totally rude to everyone here, and I hope you  are happy.  I think it's past your bedtime.  And yes, I have a Ph.D.   What are YOUR educational achievements?  Again, never mind...you've made  it quite clear.  I'm done trying to educate an arrogant child.  Good  night, Seven.  Go put on your jammies and don't forget to brush your  teeth.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:39:32 -0700"&gt;21 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt;  · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973839"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973839" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973839]" value="973839" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section comment_973869 UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973869"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" title="Seven Bates"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-sf2p/hs348.snc4/41523_595802940_5513_q.jpg" alt="Seven Bates" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/sevenbates" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=595802940"&gt;Seven Bates&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca6d5f5121a16a9" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;@  Gabrielle (sigh) again, another person who didn't read the original  article and the comments. And again with the ageism stuff. Accuse me of  being the arrogant attacker all you like, it doesn't make it so. I was  having a simple discussion with someone else on the board. You got angry  and can't communicate without anger, attacks, etc. It's pretty obvious  who's got a bedtime she's heading off to. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010  22:46:28 -0700"&gt;14 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973869"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973869" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973869]" value="973869" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt; · &lt;label class="uiLinkButton async_throbber"&gt;&lt;input name="delete[973869]" value="Delete" class="stat_elem" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/label&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="ufi_section  UIImageBlock clearfix" id="comment_1675874064_138676516149885_973911"&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/MGabrielleMartin" title="Gabrielle Martin"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs291.ash1/23025_1447573064_5732_q.jpg" alt="Gabrielle Martin" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="UIImageBlock_Content  UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content"&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/MGabrielleMartin" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=1447573064"&gt;Gabrielle Martin&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca6dad10d5bb9b7" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;@Andy..good points, Sir.  I appreciate your  comments and your attitude.  You know whereof you speak.  Thank you for  being a voice of reason.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="comment_actions"&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:58:18 -0700"&gt;2 minutes ago&lt;/abbr&gt;  · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973911"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link  comment_like_973911" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973911]" value="973911" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="saving_message"&gt;Unlike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a class="UIImageBlock_Image UIImageBlock_SMALL_Image" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000103286717" title="Andy Hanson"&gt;&lt;img class="UIProfileImage UIProfileImage_SMALL img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs167.ash2/41486_100000103286717_247_q.jpg" alt="Andy Hanson" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="comment_text"&gt;&lt;a class="comment_author" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000103286717" hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=100000103286717"&gt;Andy Hanson&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div id="text_expose_id_4c298bca6e0b732dba565" class="comment_actual_text"&gt;Seven, Discretion is the better part of  valor. Therefore, I will no longer engage in a battle of wits with an  unarmend man. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;abbr class="timestamp" title="Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:59:32 -0700"&gt;about a minute  ago&lt;/abbr&gt; · &lt;span class="comment_liking_973919"&gt;&lt;button class="stat_elem as_link comment_like_973919" type="submit" name="like_comment_id[973919]" value="973919" title="Like this comment"&gt;&lt;span class="default_message"&gt;Like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/button&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-4307132248195056947?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/4307132248195056947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=4307132248195056947&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4307132248195056947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4307132248195056947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2010/06/okay-so-little-back-story.html' title=''/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-3399005387730384218</id><published>2010-06-05T20:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-05T21:02:13.210-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pakistani Chicken Quicky</title><content type='html'>3lbs Chicken Breasts                 (cubed)&lt;br /&gt;3lbs Chicken Thighs                  (cubed)&lt;br /&gt;Yellow Onions                              4-5, chopped (chunky)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Swanson Chicken Stock           2 Large Cans&lt;br /&gt;Tomato Paste                             2 small cans&lt;br /&gt;Plain Yogurt                               1 Large container&lt;br /&gt;Instant Rice                                3 cups&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Curry Powder                            1 Cup&lt;br /&gt;Ground Cumin                          1/4 Cup&lt;br /&gt;Salt                                                3 tbsp&lt;br /&gt;Pepper                                         To taste&lt;br /&gt;Olive Oil                                       1 Cup&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Curry:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In very large pot, add olive oil, curry, cumin, salt, and pepper - cook on medium heat for 3-4 minutes. Be careful not to burn your spices. Now add the chicken, stock, onions and tomato paste and bring to a boil. Once at a boil, lower to a simmer and cook for 45 minutes, stirring occasionally. When stock has reduced by 1/4 total volume, add yogurt and mix thouroughly. You should have a creamy soup at this point.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Rice:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cook rice separately with a dash of curry and cumin powder. Salt and butter to taste.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Serve the Pakistani chicken over the rice in a bowl. Enjoy with Naan bread or flour tortillas. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-3399005387730384218?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/3399005387730384218/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=3399005387730384218&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3399005387730384218'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3399005387730384218'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2010/06/pakistani-chicken-quicky.html' title='Pakistani Chicken Quicky'/><author><name>7 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/&gt;http://www.politicsdaily.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;-------------LOCAL-------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/askthecalifornian&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.bakersfield.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.bakotopia.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.turnto23.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.bakersfieldnow.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.onebakersfield.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://bakersfieldexpress.org&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://geo.craigslist.org/iso/us/ca&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;-------TECH / GADGET / COOL-------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.engadget.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://gizmodo.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.betanews.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.labspaces.net&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://slashdot.org&lt;br 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/&gt;http://www.thebrushback.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.sportssatire.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://espn.go.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://sports.yahoo.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://deadspin.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;----------Useful Tools---------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.urbandictionary.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.lipsum.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://ezinearticles.com/?Top-10-Tips-on-How-To-Write-About-Yourself&amp;amp;id=11518&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://diy.despair.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.unitconverters.net&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.xe.com/ucc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.sbjf.org/sbjco/schmaltz/yiddish_phrases.htm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://pixlr.com/editor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.sxc.hu&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.informationisbeautiful.net&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.fivethirtyeight.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://usaspending.gov&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;------Sugar Network------ (female focused)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.popsugar.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.fabsugar.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.tressugar.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.geeksugar.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.petsugar.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.fitsugar.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.buzzsugar.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;---------Gawker Media---------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://gawker.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://jezebel.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://deadspin.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://kotaku.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://io9.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://jalopnik.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://gizmodo.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://lifehacker.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;-------AD's &amp;amp; Commercials--------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.adrants.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.brandweek.com&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5065144374440138164?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5065144374440138164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5065144374440138164&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5065144374440138164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5065144374440138164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2010/04/rich-content-providers-httpwww.html' title=''/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-4714289023469430088</id><published>2010-03-24T00:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-24T23:39:59.272-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><title type='text'>Eat Brick...</title><content type='html'>This is my response to &lt;a href="http://sipseystreetirregulars.blogspot.com/"&gt;Mike&lt;/a&gt;, who encouraged Republitards to toss bricks into the windows of the offices of Democrats close to his readers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow Mike.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I bet you're an evangelical aren't you? There's no way anyone can consider their fellow Americans to be &lt;em&gt;"the enemy"&lt;/em&gt; unless they believe that they have God on their side, and we're all dragging the country to hell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tell me something you sanctimonious prick, why do you belive it is your job to defy the will of God? Obviously, you think it's your job, and the job of Christians, to try and legislate biblical stripture. You wish to &lt;em&gt;"turn this country back"&lt;/em&gt; into a Christian nation, and place God back in every classroom, do you not? I bet you wanna give all homosexuals a crusades-like &lt;em&gt;"repent or die"&lt;/em&gt; option, don't ya?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tell me then, sir, since you believe this country is the harlot and it is prophecied that it will burn and must be destroyed with fire and engage in all the prophecies laid out in the word of God, do you so arrogantly believe that you have a right to defy God's will and try to keep this from happening? Hmm?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think it's your job to defy the will of God? You think it's your job to enact a &lt;em&gt;"not on my watch"&lt;/em&gt; policy of Christianity? So you think your God is gonna just say "oh wow, they honored me so I'll let the next generation handle armageddon", is that it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're wrong, and I will dance the day you and every teabagging evangelical birther douchebag dies and doesn't see an afterlife - because there isn't one. You're all fighting this battle because you want a heaven that doesn't exist. Keep fighting you dumbass. Go ahead. We're all laughing at you and we'll laugh at you when your &lt;em&gt;"civil war"&lt;/em&gt; of white trash dipshits gets you all killed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Probably on TV, so I can eat popcorn while I laugh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;EDIT: Apparently Mr Vanderboeg is too much of a chicken shit to post my comment. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-4714289023469430088?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/4714289023469430088/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=4714289023469430088&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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alt="Apparently I'm hooking this weekend..." /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apparently I'm hooking this weekend...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-988685411992158999?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/988685411992158999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=988685411992158999&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/988685411992158999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/988685411992158999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2010/03/apparently-im-hooking-this-weekend.html' title=''/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-1387896682662163891</id><published>2010-03-04T14:01:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-04T14:01:38.019-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://ping.fm/p/IPNYa"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws.com/img/MnOiqgoe/C1DjUl2dhNoh2RCc.jpg" width="300" alt="(No subject header)" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(No subject header)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-1387896682662163891?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/1387896682662163891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=1387896682662163891&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1387896682662163891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1387896682662163891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2010/03/no-subject-header.html' title=''/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' 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I swear they always win when we bring the kids, lol.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-3995097668752543438?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/3995097668752543438/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=3995097668752543438&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3995097668752543438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3995097668752543438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2010/02/condors-win-big-in-overtime.html' title=''/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-4682546259770094731</id><published>2010-02-15T21:56:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-15T21:56:04.260-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Back in cali...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-4682546259770094731?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/4682546259770094731/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=4682546259770094731&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4682546259770094731'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4682546259770094731'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2010/02/back-in-cali.html' title=''/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-3628303596609267658</id><published>2010-02-13T00:20:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-13T00:20:38.260-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Watching a flogging demonstration at a fantastic skullbend party. Estrella XXVII is turning out well :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-3628303596609267658?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/3628303596609267658/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=3628303596609267658&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3628303596609267658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3628303596609267658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2010/02/watching-flogging-demonstration-at.html' title=''/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-1335375389224120209</id><published>2010-02-05T15:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-05T15:43:52.924-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Beef Bourguignon</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;----------------Beef Bourguignon-----------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;What You'll Need:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chuck Roast.....................4lbs, in 2" cubes&lt;br /&gt;Corned Beef.....................1lb, in 2" cubes&lt;br /&gt;Red Potatoes.....................1 bag or at least 10 potatoes&lt;br /&gt;Celery..............................1 Bundle&lt;br /&gt;Baby Carrots.....................2lb bag&lt;br /&gt;Pearl Onions......................2lbs (about 25 or so)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Flour.................................Unbleached white (4 cups at least)&lt;br /&gt;Merlot...............................1 bottle (750ml) I used Foxbrook&lt;br /&gt;Beef Broth........................32oz Carton or Can I used Swanson&lt;br /&gt;Salt &amp; Pepper....................to taste&lt;br /&gt;Italian Seasoning...............Basil, Sage, Oregano, to taste (I use 2 tbsp)&lt;br /&gt;Butter...............................2 tablespoons&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heavy Bottomed Pot...........6-8 quarts or larger. Oven safe, with a lid.&lt;br /&gt;Mixing Bowl........................Large enough to hold all the beef.&lt;br /&gt;Strong wooden spatula........for scraping&lt;br /&gt;Corkscrew..........................for the wine&lt;br /&gt;Flour sifter..........................for flour, you dumbass.&lt;br /&gt;Oven..................................Preheated to 325º&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;NOTE:&lt;/span&gt; I make this dish in a 6.5 quart enameled cast iron pot, and I always end up with unused ingredients. Sometimes it's potatoes, and I usually never end up using the entire stalk of celery. I portion the ingredients by eye, making sure not to overpower the dish with any one ingredient. Since you're using fresh ingredients, you could end up with a particularly pungent stalk of celery or really weak onions. You adjust as you see fit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;ADDITIONAL NOTE:&lt;/span&gt; You have to use a pot with an extremely thick bottom. Cast iron is preferable, but not necessary. If you use aluminum or steel, just make sure you never brown the meat over anything more than medium heat, maybe even less. The maillard reaction (browning) that sticks to the pan, may go past browning to burning if you don't keep a close eye on it. If you deglaze a bunch of burnt sugars after the amino acids have given up their powers, you end up with a bitter sauce. Sorry folks, this is traditional french cuisine. It ain't always easy, but damn them frogs can cook!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Beef Prep Instructions:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Whatever you do, don't salt the beef before you dredge it. Seriously. Just cube your beef, and set it aside in a two large bowls or containers - keeping the chuck roast and corned beef separate. Now combine 2 cups of flour with salt and pepper to a second container. Don't skimp on the salt and pepper here. Prepare a third and forth container, that are large enough to hold your chuck and corned beef cubes, after they have been dredged in flour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) Now dredge the raw beef in the seasoned flour mixture, one handful at a time. Once the beef has turned a bright pink color, and you can't get any more flour to stick by just rolling the cubes around, remove them and place them into their designated containers. Repeat this until all of your beef has been dredged. Seriously, keep the two types of beef separate. You'll be rewarded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Veggie Prep Instructions:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Skin your pearl onions and set aside. Do not ever consider purchasing cocktail onions for this dish, the pickling brine will destroy the flavor of the entire pot. Ask your grocer where they're located. They're usually in 2lb bags, or loose. You can substitute shallots, but they would have to be quite small. If pressed, just cube up any regular white or yellow onion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) Chop your celery into ½ inch bites. If you've never done this (then you're a retard) simply remove the busy leaves from the top, wash the stalk inside and out, and then chop away. Make sure to use at least half of the inner celery core. This is an extremely pungent aspect of the "moir poix" (onion, celery, carrot) and will help to create an additional aromatic element to the dish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3) Open the bag of baby carrots I guess? I dunno.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Cooking Instructions Instructions:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Place your pot on medium heat, and fully bring it to temperature. Once it's hot, add a splash of oil, then add the corned beef to the pot in batches, browning each batch and removing to the large mixing bowl when finished. Repeat with the chuck roast. Corned beef doesn't really turn "brown" like the chuck roast does, so don't overcook it just because it still looks red. Also, don't worry if the browning in the pan seems extremely dark. It's going to be deglazed, just keep that heat at medium or below and splash little dashes of oil between each batch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) Once you have all the beef browned, add the Merlot and begin scraping away with that wooden spatula. Don't leave any of that caramelized goodness on the bottom of the pan. It adds to the flavor, is part of the thickening agent, and will burn if it's not removed. Once you have the bottom and sides all integrated into the wine, add the celery, Italian seasoning, 1.5tsp salt, 2tsp black pepper, and drop in the bag of baby carrots. Bring to a boil, uncovered, over medium heat. Stir occasionally.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3) Reduce the wine until it's about half its original volume. (usually about 12 minutes) Now toss in the beef and pour in enough beef stock to cover it all. Bring to a boil over medium heat. Reduce, lid off, for 20 minutes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4) Once the mixture has reduced and concentrated in flavor, melt in your butter and lightly dust with flour (via sifter) stirring until combined. Repeat 3-4 times, adding about ½tsp each dusting, until wine sauce is thick and rich. Now add onions and potatoes, and top off with enough beef stock to cover it all. Bring back to a boil, replace lid, insert entire pot into preheated oven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;NOTE:&lt;/span&gt; Okay, I understand you might not have a cast-iron enameled dutch oven. If you're in a pinch, you can cook this in a large saucepot on the stove, and move all of it to a large casserole or lasagna pan for cooking in the oven. The thing you have to understand is that you need a heavy bottom on your pot to cook evenly and not burn your browning bits. You also need an oven safe dish that's large enough to hold all this food and cook with a lid on it. You can't substitute foil for this. If you're not sure what to do, buy &lt;a href="http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=5716477"&gt;this badboy&lt;/a&gt; and you'll be happy as a clam for years to come. Seriously, this is 75% cheaper than you'll find anywhere else, and it'll last you a lifetime.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5) Cook at 325º for 30 minutes, removing from the pot to stir at least once. Move pot from oven to cooking range, on medium heat. Srape the bottom of the pan to make sure there's nothing stuck. Replace lid, move pot back into oven. Cook an additional 30-45 minutes at 325º. Be careful not to overcook the dish, or the potatoes will fall apart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;FINISHING TOUCHES&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Understand that this dish is subject to the humidity level of the day, and the moisture content in the food. As it reduces and concentrates in flavor, it becomes better. Sometimes, it might take longer than 30 minutes to get the sauce to reduce, and every time I've cooked this dish, I sprinkled flour in at the end to thicken the sauce even more. It's very important to remember that each time you add flour to thicken the sauce, you have to boil the stew an additional 15 minutes for it to take effect and for the raw flour flavor to be cooked out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This stew tastes better on the second day. If you have the willpower to not eat it after it has cooled, and store it for the next day, you will be eating the exact same dish I brought to Estrella XXV.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bon Appétit!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-1335375389224120209?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/1335375389224120209/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=1335375389224120209&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1335375389224120209'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1335375389224120209'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2010/02/beef-bourguignon-what-youll-need-chuck.html' title='Beef Bourguignon'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-7485344400907755784</id><published>2010-01-30T16:04:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-30T16:04:17.412-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Thank you Toby. that was the "greatest memorial service everrrr!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-7485344400907755784?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/7485344400907755784/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=7485344400907755784&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7485344400907755784'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7485344400907755784'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2010/01/thank-you-toby.html' title=''/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-7004702297647694654</id><published>2010-01-27T14:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-27T14:44:19.315-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='RIP'/><title type='text'>Toby Sultan (RIP)</title><content type='html'>I just found out my friend Toby Sultan passed away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was a wonderful soul, and he meant a lot to Kayla and I. We lived next door to him for years, and he and his ex wife Melissa, were our first friends in a new city when we first moved to LA. (Monrovia)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They are who introduced us to the Renaissance Pleasure Faire, and as a result, sparked our interest in the SCA. I'm in shock, and my deepest sympathies go out to his family and friends.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was too young, in every way. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/9559/n53456193123250869142.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 193px;" src="http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/9559/n53456193123250869142.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-7004702297647694654?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/7004702297647694654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=7004702297647694654&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7004702297647694654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7004702297647694654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2010/01/toby-sultan-rip.html' title='Toby Sultan (RIP)'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-4644873628631212133</id><published>2009-10-31T03:59:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-31T04:02:12.760-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='halloween'/><title type='text'>Happy Halloween!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/SuwZJIRQhQI/AAAAAAAABBc/-S6zWyillMU/s1600-h/IMG_8639+copy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 334px; height: 500px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/SuwZJIRQhQI/AAAAAAAABBc/-S6zWyillMU/s400/IMG_8639+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398717697939768578" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-4644873628631212133?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/4644873628631212133/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=4644873628631212133&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4644873628631212133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4644873628631212133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2009/10/happy-halloween.html' title='Happy Halloween!'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/SuwZJIRQhQI/AAAAAAAABBc/-S6zWyillMU/s72-c/IMG_8639+copy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-4126661601345622019</id><published>2009-10-19T22:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-19T23:17:36.895-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='facebook'/><title type='text'>Something stinks around here...</title><content type='html'>...and it's MySpace.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It pisses me off, but virtually everyone has "&lt;a linkindex="48" href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmNubi5jb20vMjAwOS9URUNIL3NjaWVuY2UvMTAvMTMvc29jaWFsLm5ldHdvcmtpbmcuY2xhc3MvaW5kZXguaHRtbA=="&gt;white-flight-ed&lt;/a&gt;" their asses to Facebook over this year, and even with over 700 friends, I barely see any activity on MySpace anymore. As a result, I'm officially abandoning it for blogging, since none of my friends even read my blogs there anymore. I'll keep the MySpace so people can find me on here, but for the most part, this is a graveyard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't stand "Hatebook". I've made &lt;a linkindex="49" href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnNmd2Vla2x5LmNvbS8yMDA5LTA3LTE1L25ld3MvcmVzZWFyY2hlci1zYXlzLXdoaXRlLWZvbGtzLWFyZS1mbGVlaW5nLW15c3BhY2UtZm9yLWZhY2Vib29rLw=="&gt;repeated&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a linkindex="50" href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnNmd2Vla2x5LmNvbS8yMDA5LTA3LTE1L25ld3MvcmVzZWFyY2hlci1zYXlzLXdoaXRlLWZvbGtzLWFyZS1mbGVlaW5nLW15c3BhY2UtZm9yLWZhY2Vib29rLw=="&gt;references&lt;/a&gt; to the social &lt;a linkindex="51" href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnRoZXJvb3QuY29tL3ZpZXdzL215c3BhY2UtZmFjZWJvb2std2hpdGUtZmxpZ2h0"&gt;class-ism&lt;/a&gt; of Facebook, only to have my lamentations fall on deaf ears. My wife, my friends, hell everyone, they're all on Facebook. I find the annoyance people have with "ugly profiles" extremely sanctimonious, when you consider the never-ending vomit of surveys and dumbass games that crowd updates about your friends.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ugh...fuck it. See you on &lt;a linkindex="52" href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmZhY2Vib29rLmNvbS9zZXZlbmJhdGVz"&gt;Hatebook&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOTE: I'm also gonna bring all my MySpace blogs over here to Blogger. I decided I'd shift over to MySpace because I &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;assumed&lt;/span&gt; it would be around a little longer, lol. Oh well.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-4126661601345622019?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/4126661601345622019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=4126661601345622019&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4126661601345622019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4126661601345622019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2009/10/something-stinks-around-here.html' title='Something stinks around here...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-8977775580279415560</id><published>2009-10-07T20:33:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-07T20:33:31.044-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Class went long tonight. ugh.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-8977775580279415560?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/8977775580279415560/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=8977775580279415560&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8977775580279415560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8977775580279415560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2009/10/class-went-long-tonight.html' title=''/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-2775173773686049991</id><published>2009-07-26T01:17:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-26T01:17:26.811-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Who lets the girls out??</title><content type='html'>Proof the world is a better place than ever...check out all the totally cool chicks at Comic-Con this year!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_28_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_28_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Hello!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_26_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_26_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;That takes guts. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_24_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_24_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Rowr...get outta the way bats...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_22_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_22_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Japan is okay in some ways...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_18_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_18_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;....drool...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_16_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_16_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Okay, someone totally give that chick a high 5 for being so goddamn cool. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_02_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_02_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Okay...Rainbow Brite....sure. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_01_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_01_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;"whish whish whish whish...."&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_73_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_73_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Where were these geek chicks when I was a kid?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_72_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_72_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Girl was born to cosplay Cammy...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_71_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_71_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Yes, that is a GIRL in there, and she's cooler than you'll ever be. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_70_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_70_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Okay, a hot chick in a Link Costume is messing with my androgyny circuits...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_68_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_68_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Sailor Moon...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_67_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_67_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Spiderman was never the same after Firestar scorched his ass...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_65_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_65_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Chicks with big guns make the comic-con boys drool. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vaW1nMTg3LmltYWdlc2hhY2sudXMvaS9kZWFkcG9vbGdpcmwuanBnLw=="&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" src="http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2750/deadpoolgirl.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;IS that.....umm......Hi Miss Hottie Deadpool.....[Okay, somebody call Eric Gordon! He's gotta see this!]&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_63_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_63_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Yeah, I know there's not a girl in this picture but c'mon. It's Patrick molesting some half-naked Rick James impersonator at Comic-Con. You had to see it. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_58_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_58_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Wonder Woman needs a twinkie. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_53_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_53_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Leia doesn't though. (schwing)&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_52_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_52_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;If you don't know why this is awesome, then you're a tool. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_51_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_51_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Elektra...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_48_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_48_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_47_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_47_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Nice horns...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_46_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_46_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Dude, she showed up as Cheetara! &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://www.thecia.net/~jspower/cheetara.jpg" src="http://www.thecia.net/%7Ejspower/cheetara.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Dude, she showed up as Cheetara! &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_43_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_43_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Just wait till you see Scarlett Johannson play Black Widow in Iron Man 2...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_41_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_41_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I have no idea what this is, but I love it. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_39_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_39_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;The fact that this guy is swallowing his own face doesn't detract from the beauty of the photo...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_37_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_37_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Okay, those are probably dudes in those but C'mon!! HOW FREAKIN' COOL!?!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_35_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_35_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Awesome factor of 11&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_34_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_34_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;It's The Dude. Is he a chick? No. Could he bag any of these chicks if he wanted? You bet he could. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_31_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_31_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Fantasy armor and tits, oh my!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_30_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_30_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Okay, Batgirl looks like she could totally kick Batman's ass here. I'd pay to see that. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;IMG alt="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_44_hires.jpg" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011584/photo_44_hires.jpg"/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;..and the girl who stole my heart for Comic-Con 2009. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Wow. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-2775173773686049991?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/2775173773686049991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=2775173773686049991&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-9142372985843459960</id><published>2009-07-20T00:31:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-20T00:31:57.470-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>ugh...it's 12:30 and it's still like 100º outside.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-9142372985843459960?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/9142372985843459960/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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type='html'>It's a little warm today. 107º  &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/17Jc6J"&gt;http://bit.ly/17Jc6J&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-72544589997689801?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/72544589997689801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=72544589997689801&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/72544589997689801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/72544589997689801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2009/07/its-little-warm-today.html' 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My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="border: 0px none ;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie &amp;amp; Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens &amp;amp; Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,900, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="border: 0px none ;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8792/hammertimewa3hb0.gif" vspace="5" align="right" hspace="10" /&gt;To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. 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Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5794597652740026832</id><published>2008-08-15T02:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-15T02:25:58.995-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Political Spectrum</title><content type='html'>There are 8 commonly accepted descriptions for governments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;1) Monarchy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Rule by an individual who has inherited the role and expects to bequeath it to their heir.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;2) Constitutional Republic&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Rule by a government composed of representatives who are voted into power by the people.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;3) Democracy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Rule by a government where all citizens are represented but power is held by the majority.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;4) Oligarchy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Rule by a small group of people who share similar interests.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;5) Anarchy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Absence of government.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;6) Plutocracy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;A government composed of the wealthy class.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;7) Theocracy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Rule by a religious elite.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;8) Dictatorship&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Rule by an individual who has full power over the country&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now since we all know a Dictatorship is really more than just one person who took power, it's obviously just a version of an Oligarchy. A Monarchy, falls into the same category, as does a Theocracy. So really we're left with just:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;1) Constitutional Republic&lt;br /&gt;2) Democracy&lt;br /&gt;3) Oligarchy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;4) Plutocracy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5) Anarchy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;Any of the forms of government listed here can be Plutocracy. For instance, if all of the voted representatives in a republic are wealthy, then it is a republic and a plutocracy. With this in mind, lets remove Plutocracy and just remember that any of the remaining 4 can become one. Now here is where it gets interesting. Anarchy isn't really a form of government. It's the absence of government, and since it doesn't really exist for anything more than spurts between coups, lets remove it as well. So now we're left with just:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;1) Constitutional Republic&lt;br /&gt;2) Democracy&lt;br /&gt;3) Oligarchy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now most Americans describe their government as a Democracy, but that's obviously not true. Even if it were, it would suck ass. Sure, majority rule means decisions get made by a larger group, but what about when that larger group wants to do something bad like invade Poland, or take my house, or my freedoms, or the freedoms and lives of 6 millions Jews? What keeps them in check? Nothing, but their numbers. In the end, their numbers come from like-minded agendas, so truthfully, they're an Oligarchy as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So really, we're left with just:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;1) Constitutional Republic&lt;br /&gt;2) Oligarchy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is why we have 3 branches of government. These checks and balances keep any rogue politicians under the thumb of law, and subject to removal by law, as dictated by the two other branches of the government. Our Constitution protects us from lying Nixon's, and weak Carter's, and dim-witted Bush's. The Constitution, protects us from ourselves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More to the point, the Constitution keeps us zig zagging along a political spectrum that looks a little like this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;a linkindex="105" href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vaW1nMjA1LmltYWdlc2hhY2sudXMvbXkucGhwP2ltYWdlPXNwZWN0cnVtMy5qcGc="&gt;&lt;img style="width: 483px; height: 448px;" src="http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5015/spectrum3.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These checks and balances are designed to keep us from going too far to the right, or too far to the left. Each side will eventually lead to the destruction of all we hold dear, but ultimately, each opposing side has periods through history where the other is in power. These periods of change are what keeps us from drifting too far off from the center. From the law.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the end, most independents consider themselves "Constitutionalists", as opposed to Republicans or Democrats. The reason so many of us decided to vote for the current President, is because we believe the Republicans can do more good to restore protections to the Constitution (once they remember that it's their job) than any Democrat can damage our country with one or two terms. Especially a Democrat who's such a centrist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope this sheds some light on why so many conservatives voted for someone they're philosphically at odds with. Again, if you remove emotion and fear, you'll see that we sway back and forth through history - and we're all guilty of being drama queens with knee-jerk reactions to the other side.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It'll all pan out for our kids. We just have to keep remembering what extremism does to us, on either side. In the meantime, we can work towards paying off the fuck-ups from the baby boomers and become the next "greatest generation" in history books.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~fin~&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5794597652740026832?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5794597652740026832/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5794597652740026832&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5794597652740026832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5794597652740026832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2008/08/political-spectrum.html' title='Political Spectrum'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-788431749695746235</id><published>2008-04-27T17:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-13T17:03:43.848-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal Stuff'/><title type='text'>Allergies and math...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzaGFjay51cw=="&gt;&lt;img src="http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3613/allergy385x2615f79be7cid8.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;So whatever the hell my body is allergic to in the valley, has reached extreme proportions. I'm covered in hives and I want to die. This started yesterday as I was outside, and when I got home I was in a real mess. Kayla brought me the benadryl and while in an itchy fit, I misread the "teasoons" for "tablespoons" on the label.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Yeah, so I ended up with 6-7 tmes the reccomended dose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have a shoot in LA this morning, and then I'm off to Riverside for a baby shower. I look like I had a date with Poison Ivy herself. Someone shoot me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and the best part of all this? Last night while I was so hopped up on Benadryl that I looked like a stumbling drunk - my human respources manager bumps into me at my nightclub. I'd invited her to come check it out earlier in the week - and she catches me covered in hives and acting like I've been drinking all day. Yay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-788431749695746235?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/788431749695746235/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=788431749695746235&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/788431749695746235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/788431749695746235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2008/04/allergies-and-math.html' title='Allergies and math...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-4095280485502329159</id><published>2008-04-17T17:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-13T17:05:36.304-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal Stuff'/><title type='text'>Blah...</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzaGFjay51cy8="&gt;&lt;img alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" src="http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9958/pills2e8557eepz1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I never had sinus allergies in Houston or Los Angeles. Hell, Mexico City and Rio de Janero didn't even illicit a sniffle.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;No, I had to move to the agricultural mecca of the western hemisphere to get allergies. I had to move to a valley, surrounded by mountains, and filled with more nose-busting particulates per mesaurable whatever, than anywhere else on the planet. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This isn't me bitching about being sick, so much as me patting my immune system on the back for hangin' in there as long as it did. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[cough, sneeze, blah]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-4095280485502329159?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/4095280485502329159/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=4095280485502329159&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4095280485502329159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4095280485502329159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2008/03/i-never-had-sinus-allergies-in-houston.html' title='Blah...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-8700244181053764419</id><published>2008-04-06T16:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-13T16:59:33.732-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Oliver'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kayla'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Charlie'/><title type='text'>Famous Dave's BBQ</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;Pretty much anyone in my immediate vicinity has heard me sing the praises of Famous Dave’s BBQ. Kayla and I feel very strongly that it’s the best dining experience we’ve had in Bakersfield, and certainly the best food. I’m from Texas, so you know I’m a BBQ snob and lemme tell you, there are places back home that could learn a thing or two from Famous Dave.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;THAT&lt;/span&gt; good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last night we took Tim, Kristy, Erin, and Scott to check it out (they were up for a shoot at Lake Isabella) and we brought Jenny and the kids along. Oliver and Charlie like BBQ a lot, but Chuck is particularly gonzo for ribs. The first time she ever tried them, we were at Mr. Tibbs’ over on the south side of town, and even at the tender age of 1, she expressed her immense appreciation with very loud &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"mmmmmm’s!"&lt;/span&gt;. The employees even remarked "Hey, we like praise like that!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well last night, Charlie saw ribs on the menu and she ordered them. We didn’t even know if she really knew what she was ordering, but she dug into her meal with a tenacity I’ve never seen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzaGFjay51cw=="&gt;&lt;img src="http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/962/charliebbq1rr1.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She cleaned that first rib till it was shiny, and everyone at the table exclaimed &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"Charlie, put that one down...you’ve got another rib right there".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzaGFjay51cw=="&gt;&lt;img src="http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/8452/charliebbq2vs1.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She briefly sat it down, gave us that sad puppy dog look, and in a pleading tone said &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"But dere’s a littlew meat on it!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzaGFjay51cw=="&gt;&lt;img src="http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5527/charliebbq3vf1.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Needless to say, the child finished her meal. Happy as a clam. When she was done and we were driving home, I asked her if she liked her ribs and she said &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"Yep...I ate em down to those little chicken sticks. They’re yummy!"  &lt;/span&gt;Immediately the realization that Charlie is obsessed with pigs (she has 10 stuffed pigs and countless little piggy toys) and could probably be upset by the news that she just ate pig - sunk in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I jumped on it, like any good Daddy. However, when confronted by the news that those ribs were in fact pig-meat, she shrugged her shoulders and went right on with her self satisfied look of dining bliss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She’s obsessed with pigs, alright. Don’t get between her and her ribs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-8700244181053764419?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/8700244181053764419/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=8700244181053764419&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8700244181053764419'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8700244181053764419'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2008/05/famous-daves-bbq.html' title='Famous Dave&apos;s BBQ'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5857098340889153738</id><published>2008-04-04T12:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-04T13:23:20.993-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><title type='text'>Poor Judgement...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/R_aFhdmDjYI/AAAAAAAAAfU/CfobpWVhgKU/s1600-h/marvinarrington.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/R_aFhdmDjYI/AAAAAAAAAfU/CfobpWVhgKU/s320/marvinarrington.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185478830890126722" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Federal Court Judge Marvin Arrington Sr, ruffled a few feathers in Atlanta on Thursday, when he asked all white people in the room to step outside while he had a little chat with all the black people in his courtroom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arrington is apologizing today to anyone who was offended by the move, but insists his heart was in the right place, citing that he is clearly concerned about what he called &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"insanity in the black community."&lt;/span&gt; He said he made a mistake in the way he expressed that concern last week, but he says he'll continue to speak out in court.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What Arrington did in the courtroom, after the white defendants, lawyers, and visitors left, was lambaste the behavior of the black defendants, openly criticize modern African-American culture, and share his life story with them. He obviously wanted to get this message to sink into the minds of the young black defendants he had in his courtroom, and the message he spread was a good one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What makes this story chap my hide, is not that he (arguably) stepped on the civil rights of some white people in his courtroom, but rather that a U.S. Federal Judge perpetuated the idea that the &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;only time&lt;/span&gt; it's acceptable to be critical of African-American culture, is when white people can't hear it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is exactly what &lt;a href="http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/search?q=Bill+Cosby"&gt;Bill Cosby&lt;/a&gt; was talking about.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5857098340889153738?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5857098340889153738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5857098340889153738&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5857098340889153738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5857098340889153738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2008/04/poor-judgement.html' title='Poor Judgement...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/R_aFhdmDjYI/AAAAAAAAAfU/CfobpWVhgKU/s72-c/marvinarrington.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-2538961179890360593</id><published>2008-03-26T16:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-13T17:00:37.486-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Cool Band List!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;So the cool band name list is a bit of a fun play on words that my immediate family and group of close friends like to play. If I’m not mistaken, it originated at Dave Richaud’s old house on Myrtle Ave, and some of the original band names were legendary. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;So I’ve decided to revive the Cool Band Name List. For now, I’ve included only the ones I remember offhand - so please - if you wish to add to the list, feel free to submit ideas. Seriously, this is a lot of fun. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzaGFjay51cw=="&gt;&lt;img src="http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7196/coolbandnamelistgq1.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin-left: 40px;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;Wookie on a TaunTaun          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;   - Logan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Questionable Muffins       &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;   - Internet&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lick Me Kitty&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;*&lt;/span&gt;                            &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;*&lt;/span&gt;With the first album titled: Little Pink Pucker. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;   - (Dave Richaud &amp;amp; Kayla)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Juicy Movements                  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;   - Najera&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Showpiece McMuffin                     &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;   - 7&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Five Deadly Bums                              &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;   - Jared&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cats Packin Heat                                &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt; Crack Smokin Grannies                     &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Wednesday’s Fault                              &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;   - Eric&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Glitter Jo and the Sparkling Gaze    &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;   - Maria&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt; Curious George and the Homophobes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Hugh Jorgan and the Four Skins&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Purple Headed Love Warriors&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" &gt;   - Eva&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 102); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;UPDATE:&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;Okay, so thanks to Maria for reminding me that her husband Dave Najera (AKA: Gay Bacon) attempted to revive the cool band name list, and we all kinda fizzled out and didn’t keep it going. SO, in homage to his efforts, and in an attempt to keep the list FRESH in your minds, I am creating &lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vc2V2ZW5iYXRlcy5jb20vY29vbGJhbmRuYW1lcw==" target="_self"&gt;NEW Cool Band Name List HOMEPAGE!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-2538961179890360593?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/2538961179890360593/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=2538961179890360593&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/2538961179890360593'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/2538961179890360593'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2008/05/cool-band-list.html' title='Cool Band List!'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-6290868016205893900</id><published>2008-03-17T16:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-13T17:00:59.685-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cool'/><title type='text'>Butterfly Boucher, yo!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Meet Butterfly Boucher. Yes, that’s her name. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" src="http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2886/4d123e88fe5546268e7fba8kq4.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Musician. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Hottie. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Apparent Insomniac...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;...extremely cool celebrity who messages back her fans. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;If you’ve never heard of this Australian import, then you’ve been living under a very dull rock. While she might find modern American radio a little less than inviting at times, it’s a guarantee that she’s the darling of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;your&lt;/span&gt; favorite musician, and those of us who know how to get our toes tapping without the assistance of Clear Channel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She was a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LndvbWFucm9jay5jb20vZmVhdHVyZXMvYnV0dGVyZmx5X2JvdWNoZXIuaHRt" target="_self"&gt;fellow homeschooled kid&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; with hippie parents, a funny name, (sound familiar?) and a host of similarities to my upbringing - that only endear me more to her very well crafted tunes. The fact that she plays every instrument on her album, is really damn cute, and makes ridiculous &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8veW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1JbVJyZUJMZTRQayZhbXA7ZmVhdHVyZT1yZWxhdGVk" target="_self"&gt;YouTube videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; of herself in her tiny Manhattan apartment, only endears me to her more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So why am I doting on Butterfly? Oh, cuz social networking sites like MySpace allow fans like myself the opportunity to chat up their favorite famous peeps, and make comments like:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="margin-left: 40px;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Me: "Geez Butterfly, you’re up late. Go to bed!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;They also let the really cool ones reply:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin-left: 40px;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" &gt;"Indeed I am! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" &gt;But I promise to be good and go to bed right this second.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" &gt;goodnight."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;b u t t e r f l y&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="margin-left: 40px;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/m4lUcjMWaX4&amp;amp;hl=en" height="355" width="425"&gt;  &lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never"&gt;  &lt;param name="allowNetworking" value="internal"&gt;  &lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m4lUcjMWaX4&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/reZCHfmM0YI&amp;amp;hl=en" height="355" width="425"&gt;  &lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never"&gt;  &lt;param name="allowNetworking" value="internal"&gt;  &lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/reZCHfmM0YI&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-6290868016205893900?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/6290868016205893900/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=6290868016205893900&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6290868016205893900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6290868016205893900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2008/05/butterfly-boucher-yo.html' title='Butterfly Boucher, yo!'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-8727432179207741551</id><published>2008-03-13T16:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-13T16:54:20.272-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You're gonna need bigger balls...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzaGFjay51cw=="&gt;&lt;img src="http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2624/ushark3ae2b0d9oo2.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;...cuz &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnRlbGVncmFwaC5jby51ay9uZXdzL21haW4uamh0bWw/dmlldz1ERVRBSUxTJmFtcDtncmlkPSZhbXA7eG1sPS9uZXdzLzIwMDgvMDMvMTMvd3NoYXJrMTEzLnhtbA==" target="_self"&gt;this fella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt; has the biggest set out there.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-8727432179207741551?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/8727432179207741551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=8727432179207741551&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8727432179207741551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8727432179207741551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2008/03/youre-gonna-need-bigger-balls.html' title='You&apos;re gonna need bigger balls...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-3212704326227581514</id><published>2008-01-14T17:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-14T17:51:42.720-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cool'/><title type='text'>New cool kid on the block...</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; oh, i had something funny happen&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; oh?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: i had a guy leave a comment on my blog, so I went and checked out his blog...&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: and he is as smartass and sarcastic as we are...&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; ok&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: so i added his link to my sidebar....&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: look at the category under my blogroll&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: on the left sidebar&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; name?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; Radioactive &lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Liberty&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; lol&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: yes&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: now look at the comment he left me&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; I love that blog category&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: he is FIAR in the comment list on the right sidebar&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; oh dude, you don't go begging for it from Ken. [covers face]&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: lol&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: you see what I said after he said Mortal Kombat?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Up, Down, Up, Down, Attack 2.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: I thought it was a good reply&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; indeed&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: but he's been on my blog for over an hour today &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: (after the incident)&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: so i'm just kind of waiting for the other shoe to fall&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; &lt;a href="http://radioactiveliberty.com/sunday-retarded-argument-5/#comment-9056"&gt;http://radioactiveliberty.com/sunday-retarded-argument-5/#comment-9056&lt;/a&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: lol&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: i was laughing about that post last night&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: pretty clever.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;truckload vs fuckload&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; very much so&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; I really like his &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"Real Capitalism would say, 'There isn’t enough pie for everyone,' and make more pie. "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: i didnt see that one&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; &lt;a href="http://radioactiveliberty.com/about-the-politics-of-empowerment/"&gt;http://radioactiveliberty.com/about-the-politics-of-empowerment/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: that's pretty well written&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; yes. it is. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: although i kind of like the idea of "two for me, none for you"&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; Its actually a much more concentrated version of a post I did a few years back. painfully better. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; fucker writes better than I do. Damn, I'm gonna have to keep up on him. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: you see why I posted the link to him like I did?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; oh certainly&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: throwin down the gauntlet&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; and the idea of him posting debatable and clever discussions for comments. damn.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; fucker. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: i know&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; no shit. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: i hate this fucker&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; Man, so do I. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;"  &gt;Ken Murkot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;: his about page says he's in his thirties&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;color:blue;"  &gt;Seven Bates:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; well, at least I'm younger. And probably better looking.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-3212704326227581514?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/3212704326227581514/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=3212704326227581514&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3212704326227581514'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3212704326227581514'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2008/01/new-cool-kid-on-block.html' title='New cool kid on the block...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-8189063225382707031</id><published>2007-12-10T15:01:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-10T15:03:14.938-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video Games'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Wii Boxing...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vdIEFv6ZUIo&amp;rel=1&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;border=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vdIEFv6ZUIo&amp;rel=1&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-8189063225382707031?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/8189063225382707031/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=8189063225382707031&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8189063225382707031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8189063225382707031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/12/wii-boxing.html' title='Wii Boxing...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5570439193099695529</id><published>2007-10-05T19:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-05T19:11:51.937-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dumbass...</title><content type='html'>"Roberts said God told him: &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;'We live in a litigious society. Anyone can get mad and file a lawsuit against another person whether they have a legitimate case or not. This lawsuit ... is about intimidation, blackmail and extortion.'&lt;/span&gt;"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God told him that. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Riiiight. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ORAL_ROBERTS_SCANDAL?SITE=AP&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&amp;CTIME=2007-10-05-14-30-33"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Full Story Here&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5570439193099695529?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5570439193099695529/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5570439193099695529&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5570439193099695529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5570439193099695529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/10/dumbass.html' title='Dumbass...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-8059122922456653637</id><published>2007-09-13T18:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-27T14:08:11.990-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Chevy Hydrogen Cell - 300 Miles</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe src="http://gmtv.feedroom.com/linking/index.jsp?skin=oneclip&amp;fr_story=4011935eab23740d8280ba7ab7811da4c0be7132&amp;rf=ev&amp;hl=true" width="322" height="278" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" &gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a real-world, 300 mile drive, at 65 miles per hour. It took a little under 5 hours to complete, and the only emission from this vehicle was water vapor. They're currently running the 100 vehicle test and will begin real production of this fuel cell system within 5 years. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The fact that it's GM is just surprising. The fact that it's the company I work for, is just plain cool.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-8059122922456653637?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/8059122922456653637/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=8059122922456653637&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8059122922456653637'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8059122922456653637'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/09/chevy-hydrogen-cell-300-miles.html' title='Chevy Hydrogen Cell - 300 Miles'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-4032082701080179724</id><published>2007-09-13T15:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-13T15:32:42.633-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cool'/><title type='text'>Dimensional Theory Animation!</title><content type='html'>This is the best graphical representation of dimensional theory I have ever seen. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qU1fixMAObI"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qU1fixMAObI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you've ever found yourself confused somewhere around the 7th or 8th dimension, this video does a tremendous job of holding your hand to the 10th dimension. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, don't worry. It will probably never bother you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-4032082701080179724?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/4032082701080179724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=4032082701080179724&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4032082701080179724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4032082701080179724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/09/dimensional-theory-animation.html' title='Dimensional Theory Animation!'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-7838433326889099893</id><published>2007-09-06T18:19:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-06T18:19:58.299-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>New Fav TV show...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R9PqjMSNfkU"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R9PqjMSNfkU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-7838433326889099893?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/7838433326889099893/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=7838433326889099893&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7838433326889099893'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7838433326889099893'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/09/new-fav-tv-show.html' title='New Fav TV show...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-6362142234495899034</id><published>2007-08-29T17:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-28T17:57:45.521-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>CSPAN: Occular Penetraction Act...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SMQ021IuR0Q"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SMQ021IuR0Q" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-6362142234495899034?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/6362142234495899034/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=6362142234495899034&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6362142234495899034'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6362142234495899034'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/08/cspan-occular-penetraction-act.html' title='CSPAN: Occular Penetraction Act...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-6211533662486637441</id><published>2007-08-28T11:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-28T12:02:54.725-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Dean Kamen does it again...</title><content type='html'>&lt;!--cut and paste--&gt;&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" width="432" height="285" id="VE_Player" align="middle"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://static.videoegg.com/ted/flash/loader.swf"&gt;&lt;PARAM NAME="FlashVars" VALUE="bgColor=FFFFFF&amp;file=http://static.videoegg.com/ted/movies/DEANKAMEN-2007_high.flv&amp;autoPlay=false&amp;fullscreenURL=http://static.videoegg.com/ted/flash/fullscreen.html&amp;forcePlay=false&amp;logo=&amp;allowFullscreen=true"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="noscale"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="window"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://static.videoegg.com/ted/flash/loader.swf" FlashVars="bgColor=FFFFFF&amp;file=http://static.videoegg.com/ted/movies/DEANKAMEN-2007_high.flv&amp;autoPlay=false&amp;fullscreenURL=http://static.videoegg.com/ted/flash/fullscreen.html&amp;forcePlay=false&amp;logo=&amp;allowFullscreen=true" quality="high" allowScriptAccess="always" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" scale="noscale" wmode="window" width="432" height="285" name="VE_Player" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The guy who made the Segway is one of my favorite people alive today. He's inspiring people to motivate the money and the interest in making biomech a reality. Who he's motivating matters, and who he's helping matters even more. I know he seems a little long-winded for only showing 30 seconds of video, but he's only had a year of full development to show results for this project. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Put that in perspective. He's working a project that will make these a reality for over 1200 people, and he's only had 18 months from R&amp;D to now.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-6211533662486637441?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/6211533662486637441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=6211533662486637441&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6211533662486637441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6211533662486637441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/08/dean-kamen-does-it-again.html' title='Dean Kamen does it again...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-4266838164568464643</id><published>2007-08-25T17:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-25T17:59:29.937-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Say what?....</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qQdhMSEqhfg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qQdhMSEqhfg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My god, I got stupider just listening to that.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-4266838164568464643?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/4266838164568464643/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=4266838164568464643&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4266838164568464643'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4266838164568464643'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/08/say-what.html' title='Say what?....'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5749582051213950115</id><published>2007-08-23T11:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-23T11:45:05.720-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Hot Chemist Alert!</title><content type='html'>Have you heard the news about the&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-6755991,00.html"&gt; Michigan scientist who ran a DNA test&lt;/a&gt; on her husband's skivvies? She found genetic material from another woman and told him to take a hike. Then her employer, who awarded her for outstanding service in fetal DNA recovery lat year, CANNED her ass for using state materials outside official uses. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, three things wrong with this story. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#1: That girl is HAAWT! Seriously, check her out &lt;a href="http://video.msn.com/v/us/msnbc.htm?g=dd898a0d-1b62-4fd8-bbcd-7f07a8641b8f&amp;f=00&amp;fg=copy"&gt;HERE.&lt;/a&gt; What the hell kind of crazy man cheats on a hot nerd chick?? That girl is Tina Fey, hot. Nutjob. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#2: She's a forensic scientist, who specializes in DNA recovery. Hello? Oh yeah, and did you happen to see she's smokin' Hot?? Dumbass. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#3 Why on earth did you guys fire her? Didn't you see she's Hot?? C'mon, we gotta support hot nerdy chemist chicks. There aren't that many of them, and if we give them preferential treatment like we do celebrities, then we'll get more smokin' hot nerd chicks! It's a win-win situation for both science and man.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5749582051213950115?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5749582051213950115/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5749582051213950115&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5749582051213950115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5749582051213950115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/08/hot-chemist-alert.html' title='Hot Chemist Alert!'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-4458871445330212537</id><published>2007-08-20T23:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-20T23:24:44.402-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Mission from Gyod...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/35ajtvdgSP4"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/35ajtvdgSP4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you have Google Earth (a recent download) then &lt;a href="http://sketchup.google.com/3dwarehouse/download?mid=72439e53a00a19bc8e60a499e73975be&amp;rtyp=k2"&gt;CLICK HERE&lt;/a&gt; to see heaven, my friend. Cuz Jake and Elwood are flyin' high, brother.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;• AWARD:&lt;/span&gt; For the single greatest connection of pop culture and technology, eva.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-4458871445330212537?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/4458871445330212537/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=4458871445330212537&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4458871445330212537'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4458871445330212537'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/08/mission-from-gyod.html' title='Mission from Gyod...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-6404904390030834643</id><published>2007-08-11T20:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-11T20:23:56.132-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal Stuff'/><title type='text'>New MySpace digs...</title><content type='html'>So I spruced the place up a bit...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://myspace.com/sevenbates"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7316/newmyspacelk8.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'd been running a cool Gibson E-335 theme, but I've been wanting to switch over to a flash layout for a while. So far the reviews are positive. I don't know about all the slideshows though. I'm looking to build a flickr grid or a custom widget that expands further on the gallery app I'm running &lt;a href="http://sevenbates.com/gallery.html"&gt;on the studio site&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-6404904390030834643?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/6404904390030834643/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=6404904390030834643&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6404904390030834643'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6404904390030834643'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/08/new-myspace-digs.html' title='New MySpace digs...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5537922843479272134</id><published>2007-08-08T17:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-09T11:53:15.393-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rant'/><title type='text'>JuShitsu...</title><content type='html'>This shit pisses me off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/745475/essential_self_defense_tips_choke_hold_releases.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="345" width="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/745475/essential_self_defense_tips_choke_hold_releases/"&gt;Essential Self-Defense Tips: Choke Hold Releases&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/"&gt;For more funny movies, click here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This video, along with the countless other videos just like it, perpetuate the theory that you're going to be able to counter an attack with a "technique". The tragedy here, is that this mistake is typically made with good intentions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take this "Sensei" Anthony Britton, a "World Jujitsu Champion". Now first of all, he's a Canadian. Now you can't blame a guy for being born in the great white north. Sure, it comes with a lot of baggage, but ill-intended malice is not one of them. I believe he's under the impression that his techniques are going to help you. He made this video to be an instructional tool for self-defense and in doing so, he's committing the same mistake every "instructional self-defense" teacher makes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He's inflating his ego.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm sorry, but this is horse shit. Good intentions don't hide the fact that this guy just told you that a 130lb Asian girl is going to injure a 220lb guy with a two finger strike to the thorax. He's then telling you that after she lands this body shaking blow, that the attacker is going to let go and fall to the ground.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THEN, he puts her into a headlock and expects you to believe that after she puts her hips slightly behind his and then pivots, that he will magically LET GO of the chokehold and fall to the ground by himself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is not going to happen!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please don't ever watch these things. Please. Don't ever listen to these people. Be logical here, okay? Why would anyone, even if they were smaller than you, let go and fall? Have you ever seen a real choke hold? Have you ever seen someone putting everything they have into a choke hold? Chances are, you haven't, but if you have, then you know they're BOTH going down and the guy with the hold has the advantage of pinning you down now and strangling you to death. Good intentions? I dunno.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Listen to me. I'm a former kickboxing champion. I've trained in 4 styles of established combat and I know I'm an expert with at least 3 traditional martial arts weapons. All of it means BULLSHIT in the real world. Every single bit of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Technique does not save you. Technique does no protect you from harm. Technique can help you get the upper hand in some situations, but it will not disarm someone or rescue you from an attacker. These disciplines of the martial arts are important in their historical context, and the people who train under their labels are in a better position to defend themselves than the average person, but the fighting style is not what protects you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fighting is dirty. It's variable. It's fast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can't predict anything. Knowledge of the human anatomy, and experience hitting people is the single most effective way to learn to defend yourself. After years of studying Shotokan Karate, Japanese and Brazilian Ju-Jujitsu, Aikido, Pushing Hands Kung Fu, and Escrima, I finally got a good 300-400 street fights under my belt and it dawned on me; knowing how to hit people and what it feels like to be hit, are what separate the defenders from the victims.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can study technique all your life, but if you don't know what it feels like to be suckerpunched and choked out, with the adrenaline pumping and the dust in your eyes, you're not going to know which way is up, let alone how to land a two finger poke to the thorax. If you don't know how to attack, you're going to be standing there waiting for someone to attack you. If you don't know what it feels like to crack an assailants jaw in two, then you probably have no idea how to punch someone hard enough to harm them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With the advent of the UFC and the IFL, you now have the opportunity to witness, first hand, the closest thing to real fighting you can see. While they have rules about kicking people when they're down, biting, scratching, and small digit manipulation, they're essentially fighting for real. This is a scramble and if they're amateurs, they're sloppy. You can see it. The flailing arms, the missed punches, the slips, the holds, it's mostly there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you see any of those guys poking their fingers into each other and flying back out of a choke hold??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do yourself a favor and be realistic about pain. Listen to me here and you'll become the toughest guy (or girl) you knnow. You can be shot with a gun and not feel it. Those are pretty deadly injuries and people who have been shot and stabbed are still capable of killing you like nothing happened. Pain comes in a lot of varieties and when people are in excited situations, they're even more resilient to it. If you find yourself in a fight, toss out any notion of what's "dirty" and focus on winning. You're not here to punch someone out in a Hollywood-style brawl. There's not going to be applause and a catch-phrase as you stand over your assailant. the cops aren't going to slap you on the back for kicking his ass "old school".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is about devestating the opponent so completely, that they're unconscious or in so much pain that they wouldn't even consider harming you again. If you think of every fight like this, you will win. Don't settle for anything short of primal rage and chew the motherfuckers eyeballs out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just ignore "self-defense" videos altogether, especially if you're a woman. Learn how to stab a guy in the neck, and how to plunge your thumbs into a guys eyes. Buy a knife and then get a watermelon, stick it on a pike, and practice slashing and stabbing the thing. Learn how to hold your wrist firmly and maintain the integrity of the cut. Take a boxing class and learn what it takes to throw a punch. It's more than you think, believe me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man, I'm writing this dumbass a letter. Do Canadians have a postal service?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;UPDATE:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My good buddy Ken brought up an excellent point in the comments for this post. The funny thing is, &lt;a href="http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2005/12/kung-fooey.html"&gt;I posted an eerily similar post about this entire thing before.&lt;/a&gt; Just cracked me up...even the title uses the same gimmick.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5537922843479272134?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5537922843479272134/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5537922843479272134&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5537922843479272134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5537922843479272134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/08/jushitsu.html' title='JuShitsu...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-8127102482767928089</id><published>2007-08-06T14:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-06T14:15:06.366-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Comics'/><title type='text'>Comics = Happiness</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4180/centrifugalforce1383cd4xy0.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-8127102482767928089?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/8127102482767928089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=8127102482767928089&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8127102482767928089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8127102482767928089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/08/comics-happiness.html' title='Comics = Happiness'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-2467407889078961825</id><published>2007-07-31T08:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-31T08:27:16.787-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Pure Effin Gold...</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=253164&amp;v=2&amp;type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If this doesn't make you fall off your chair, urinating all over yourself in geek-tastic ecstasy, then you're just not alive, man. You're dead inside.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-2467407889078961825?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/2467407889078961825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=2467407889078961825&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/2467407889078961825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/2467407889078961825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/07/pure-effin-gold.html' title='Pure Effin Gold...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5059770972829101424</id><published>2007-07-24T18:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-24T19:53:21.918-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video Games'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><title type='text'>Global Warming &amp; YouTube...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R_1mp_aWSBg"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R_1mp_aWSBg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Exactly how does prohibiting &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;night flights&lt;/span&gt; cut down on contrails reflecting radiant heat and sunlight? You know, sunlight? That bright stuff that's everywhere &lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;at daytime?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The earth has 196,940,400 square miles of surface area. Lets pretend that every commercial jet makes contrails. We have to assume there's an average number of flights at any time, and according to the &lt;a href="http://www.bts.gov/"&gt;Bureau of Transportation Safety&lt;/a&gt; that number is between 1,000 and 2,000 at any given moment. We'll now assume your assertion that contrails can last for hours and cover thousands of square miles. Lets then assume the meteorologist who published this "report" was accurate and 25% of all domestic and international flights took place during night hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  The numbers break down like this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Earth Surface Area:                    = 196,940,400 sq miles&lt;br /&gt;  1500 Planes x 3000 sq miles:   =     4,500,000 sq miles&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, lets not forget that half the planet is in darkness at all times. When this happens, the surface cools as the radiant energy dissipates. even if the majority of the dark side of our planet is blanketed in thick clouds (think about it, that's happened before) the energy and heat stored in the crust still dissipates at night. So, with that in mind, cut your total earth surface area by half and cut your total amount of contrail coverage by 25%.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  ½ Earth Surface             =   98,470,200 sq miles.&lt;br /&gt;  Adjusted Contrail Area  =      3,375,000 sq miles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So we have an average of 3% of the actively heated and sunlit surface of the Earth, covered in contrails. Oh, and just to be conservative, we're also assuming that these contrails can reflect 100% of the heat and light bouncing off the surface of the planet. By the way, &lt;a href="http://eospso.gsfc.nasa.gov/ftp_docs/lithographs/CERES_litho.pdf"&gt;the earth reflects 30% of the total solar energy&lt;/a&gt; it receives, so we're assuming these contrails are bouncing back this 30% to us again without atmospheric dissipation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(I know it's a lot of rounding and assuming, but I'm trying to give your gun some bullets.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now please explain to me how this heats up the earth? I'm going to assume from what you said that you've read up on how clouds, based on height and level of crystallization, can heat up or cool the planet. I'm going to give you that. It's true. High ice crystal clouds can reflect energy back. I really like your strategic use of the words "some cooling" and "a lot of heat" to imply that the higher clouds are reflecting more solar energy back than the low clouds can cool. That's incorrect, but I expect it from someone who's willing to fudge a little to support something they truly believe in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The thing is, in order to back up this idea, you're going to have to find a scientist who's willing to say on record that a 3% contrail coverage can reflect enough radiant and light energy back to the surface to even be measured. (100% reflection would come out to 3% of 30%) This person is then going to have to keep a straight face and explain how even that imaginary increase in surface temperature from this re-reflection wouldn't be canceled out by a small rainstorm - &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;anywhere&lt;/span&gt; on the planet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Come on, stop padding your rhetoric with massaged data. You can do better than this. We all can. Cutting down on 25% of the entire commercial air travel of the planet is a commie solution to global warming. It's unrealistic and it's the same old liberal bullshit we hear every day. This will not motivate anyone. The only way you can enact this kind of change is through the individual, and the individual isn't going to curtail 25% of the commercial air travel. The individual can be motivated to purchase an alternative fuel vehicle, not pollute, and use less energy. The individual can change the world with products sold in a free market, whereas "they" can't pull their heads out of their collective asses to even get their math straight about albedo absorption.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Put a smart Libertarian into office and watch global warming bullshit go bye bye. Of course, prostitution and legal drug use will skyrocket, but hey...we won't be sizzlin!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS: I'm not a Libertarian. I just couldn't be one of those guys. &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=2AJiVlyY5yI"&gt;The bowtie doesn't work for me. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5059770972829101424?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5059770972829101424/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5059770972829101424&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5059770972829101424'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5059770972829101424'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/07/global-warming-youtube.html' title='Global Warming &amp; YouTube...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-3804306697494723588</id><published>2007-07-18T16:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-18T16:11:11.216-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Race'/><title type='text'>Urban PSA...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MdzchIMi43Y"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MdzchIMi43Y" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is actually running on BET. No, seriously.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-3804306697494723588?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/3804306697494723588/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=3804306697494723588&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3804306697494723588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3804306697494723588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/07/urban-psa.html' title='Urban PSA...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-3630253400364729300</id><published>2007-07-06T01:41:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-06T01:43:53.757-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal Stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Movies'/><title type='text'>Transformers; The Movie...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Ro4ATtR8xxI/AAAAAAAAAc8/Au5KZjGbpOk/s1600-h/optimus.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Ro4ATtR8xxI/AAAAAAAAAc8/Au5KZjGbpOk/s200/optimus.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5084001367920264978" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; I just left the theater.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just got home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I brought an 8 year old kid with me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hadn't spoken to him in 21 years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you Michael Bay.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-3630253400364729300?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/3630253400364729300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=3630253400364729300&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3630253400364729300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3630253400364729300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/07/transformers-movie.html' title='Transformers; The Movie...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Ro4ATtR8xxI/AAAAAAAAAc8/Au5KZjGbpOk/s72-c/optimus.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-8129700814743576952</id><published>2007-07-05T12:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-05T12:54:33.382-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Movies'/><title type='text'>1985 Buffet...</title><content type='html'>I'm lovin life right now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An entirely new generation of New Wave bands (new-wave-nouveau?) like Franz Ferdinand &amp; The Bravery are burning up the charts, hoodies and Addidas triple stripe apparrell are in style again, Transformers is the #1 movie at the box office, and Alfonso Ribeiro can learn ya right on how to Break &amp;amp; Pop thanks to YouTube.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object enablejsurl="false" enablehref="false" saveembedtags="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sd4C8_FMdjA" height="350" width="425"&gt;  &lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never"&gt;  &lt;param name="allowNetworking" value="internal"&gt;  &lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sd4C8_FMdjA"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Booya, its like 1985 bitches! Where's my sparkly glove?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-8129700814743576952?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/8129700814743576952/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=8129700814743576952&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8129700814743576952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8129700814743576952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/07/1985-buffet.html' title='1985 Buffet...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-1309604803691593349</id><published>2007-07-05T12:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-05T12:06:53.068-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote'/><title type='text'>Random Spielberg Quote</title><content type='html'>"In the first draft, we wrote a version of Optimus Prime's transformation and Spielberg read it and said, "Guys, in this next draft really take your time describing the transformation. Savor it; spend a paragraph on like the different things you might be able to see. I want when ILM gets it for them not to be able to think the head can just pop out of its ass."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://movies.ign.com/articles/801/801098p1.html"&gt;- Robert Orci (screenwriter for Transformers the Movie)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-1309604803691593349?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/1309604803691593349/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=1309604803691593349&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1309604803691593349'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1309604803691593349'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/07/random-spielberg-quote.html' title='Random Spielberg Quote'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5381592317760179212</id><published>2007-06-18T18:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-18T18:43:36.161-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal Stuff'/><title type='text'>Hip 2 B2</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Rnc0VC5GB7I/AAAAAAAAAcE/1iB6sYozUAY/s1600-h/hip.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Rnc0VC5GB7I/AAAAAAAAAcE/1iB6sYozUAY/s200/hip.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5077584641041762226" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Okay so my initial assessment that I'd pinched a nerve in my hip wasn't entirely inaccurate. I dislocated the acetabulim, which in turn, caused my pelvic plate (specifically the ischium) to pinch off my sciatic nerve.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lemme tell you, it's a mouthful and it hurt like a sonofabitch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I went in to see the doctor on Friday, and he informed me that my left leg was 3 inches longer than my right. No kidding. When he quizzed me on exactly how I did this to myself, I admitted that during "The Princess Bride" I carried Westley (Anthony) around on my shoulder like a sack of potatoes for most of the second act, and while he wasn't &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;particularly heavy&lt;/span&gt;, I often turned around to face the audience while carrying him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apparently, this movement was my folly. The kind doctor informed me that when carrying weight on your shoulders, it is never a good idea to pivot your body while keeping your legs stationary (ie. turning your waist) cuz it causes your acetawhatever to pinch of your nerves with your ischimathingy, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;like really hard&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If like myself, you walk around for a month with a dislocated hip joint (of which 3 weeks can be attributed to the wait I had to endure for my doctors appointment!) you can expect tp have inflamed tissue and a bunch of tendons that have become acclimated to being out of place. This means that you have to do an "exercise" to pop everything back into place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Doc showed me the technique, which was not your usual fare for the senior citizen. He got a workout too. He had me lie on my back with my feet together and then he hugged my knees and had me attempt to push my knees apart with full force. After two attempts he and I were both winded. So then he placed his elbow on the inside on one knee and his palm on the inside of the other and had me attempt to push my knees together. After a number of these exercises, I heard a crunching "schlock" inside my body and things went a little white for a second, only followed by tranquility.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I could walk again! And this time, not like a damn cripple!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course I need muscle relaxants and anti-inflammatory meds to keep this newfound mobility for any length of time. Turns out the tendons got so used to being out of whack that I have to do the exercise a few times a day, and let me tell you, it's hard to hug your knees and even harder to hold them apart while trying to push them together. On Saturday I only did a half-assed job of it and it showed when I went to shoot a wedding later in the day. By the end of the reception, I was back to intense pain and walking sideways.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kay helps me now when I'm home, and so far I feel pretty good. I'm not gonna be dancing anytime soon, but I need to get this handled before the next two weekends because I have weddings for each one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(sigh...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS: This injury has interfered with my ability to be the *uber stud* everyone knows I am. That probably the part that sucked the worst.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5381592317760179212?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5381592317760179212/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5381592317760179212&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5381592317760179212'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5381592317760179212'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/06/hip-2-b-2.html' title='Hip 2 B&lt;sup&gt;2&lt;/sup&gt;'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Rnc0VC5GB7I/AAAAAAAAAcE/1iB6sYozUAY/s72-c/hip.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-527863845630714564</id><published>2007-06-08T21:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-08T23:12:05.017-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Story'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal Stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kayla'/><title type='text'>Of men and the things men do...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RmoyCi5GB1I/AAAAAAAAAbU/RtPSJZIJEHA/s1600-h/7-c.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RmoyCi5GB1I/AAAAAAAAAbU/RtPSJZIJEHA/s200/7-c.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073922949493688146" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The time has come for me to come clean about how I come clean. As you can see by my rugged good looks and masculine build, I'm a man. There ain't no doubt about it, no sir. I'm 100% dude beef, with a side of macho goodness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm so masculine in fact, that the true nature of the manly beast within me is hard to contain. It's a never ending struggle to keep it from just bursting out and overtaking everything in its path. As a result, I am only able to subside this rodeo of hunkiness to a degree, with incredible mental control.&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, I cannot keep it's incredibly thick hair from jutting out of my very skin. It's present all over my body, and I fear the beast has recently plotted a new path to freedom through my ears, my nose, or my possibly my back. I'm aware of its plans, and keep a close eye on the progress it makes. Watching. Waiting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Inasmuch as I shave the hairs in some areas and pluck them in others, for the benefits of others who aren't so testosteronified -- I refuse to hide the manliness that is within me. I am not ashamed of this man-pelt. I wear it with pride. Of course, I smell like a water buffalo some days -- so a fellas gotta do what a fellas gotta do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I bathe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For years I've succumbed to this barbaric ritual, using the common tools that a layman would be comfortable slapping onto his person. While there have been spurts of success with various emulsifiers and degreasers, dishsoaps, detergents, industrial strength antimicrobial agents, and cleansers (not to mention conditioning agents and deodorants) I have found precious little motivation to immerse myself in water and scrub away that fantastic machismo essence that drives the women wild.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is until I figured out that there's only so much machismo a gal can take before she thinks you've become a caveman, or even worse, French.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So the pitiful existence continued, unremarkable in its tiresome goals of mere cleanliness. Morning showers became the battlegrounds for doldrum and mediocrity. I'm not ashamed to&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Rmo6PS5GB3I/AAAAAAAAAbk/T-Ix4EAtdaU/s1600-h/lushlogo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Rmo6PS5GB3I/AAAAAAAAAbk/T-Ix4EAtdaU/s320/lushlogo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073931964630042482" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; admit that this despondent activity has left me standing, in my own quasi-filth, asleep in my shower. Waiting for someone...some&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;thing&lt;/span&gt; to rescue me and make it all worthwhile.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enter, &lt;a href="http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/index.html"&gt;LUSH&lt;/a&gt; bath products!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh YEAH, baby! This is the stuff wet dreams are made of! Celebrate the majesty of the luxurious lather, the mesmerizing olfactory overload that can be found in the varieties of the all natural soaps, body bars, shampoos, and really girly fucking facial scrubs and peels.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have &lt;a href="http://http//www.myspace.com/buffy_the_wanker_slayer"&gt;Jenny&lt;/a&gt; to thank for this. When Kayla and I met her, we noticed that she just always smelled fantastic. Upon questioning, she jumped at the chance to show us her near-obsessive infatuation with this company's product line. Her enthusiasm was only matched by the cost of the products themselves, so Jenny's affinity for good smelling soaps seemed unwise for your pocketbook. Jenny had an inheritance that she was gladly spending, but I needed to pinch my pennies. Besides, sure...it smelled good, but I couldn't justify that kind of money for something as simple as soap. I mean, it's just soap.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I continued to smell them. I couldn't help it, she was always around and the fragrant hints of exotic oils and fruits were constantly wafting behind her like a magical wake. They didn't smell like anything I'd ever encountered in stores. The British were obviously onto something. Eventually she took pity, and graced me with the slice of heaven known as "&lt;a href="http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/2610?expand=Soap"&gt;Sexy Peel&lt;/a&gt;". Kayla and I immediately fell in love with its bright, lemony smell and the utterly decadent way your skin felt after using it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eventually more Lush products found their way into my bathroom. After one trip to LA, we dropped by the only store in Southern California, to stock up on about $40 of the stuff. There we discovered the awesomeness that is "&lt;a href="http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/2000"&gt;BIG&lt;/a&gt;" and Kayla is nuts about "&lt;a href="http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/2489?expand=Closeup"&gt;Lip Squeak&lt;/a&gt;" and "&lt;a href="http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/22373?expand=Bath"&gt;Sweetie Pie&lt;/a&gt;", the shower jelly. (Yes, I know...it's strange but it smells amazing on her) Ultimately, I was unprepared for the Hawaiian Punch-like bitchslap that is "&lt;a href="http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/833.1?expand=Soap"&gt;Angels Delight&lt;/a&gt;", but let me tell you guys, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;this shit will wake you the fuck up&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The thing you're unprepared for, is the way the stuff feels and how it makes &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;you&lt;/span&gt; feel. You can be down on your luck, broke, and generally miserable one moment...only to feel like a millionare the moment you walk into your shower. It's a really fantastic place to spend your money. I would have never thought it could make you feel so good to spend so much on soap, but let me tell you -- it's SO worth it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;So, here I am. All manly and dudetastic. Totally comfortable in my non-metrosexual status as a beer, sawdust and BBQ sauce sportin' sonofagun...and yet, I giggled with anticipatory delight when I came home tonight to find a large gift bag of bath-products on my office chair. Waiting for me to come rejoice in the lathery splendor of "&lt;a href="http://www.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/2094"&gt;Sweetie&lt;/a&gt;" and "&lt;a href="http://http//usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/2417?expand=formen"&gt;Dreamboat&lt;/a&gt;", not to mention the overpowering peacefulness from the smell of "&lt;a href="http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/661?expand=Soap"&gt;Avowash&lt;/a&gt;" (yes, that's Avacado soap, man!) and the pungent aroma that can only be "&lt;a href="http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/065?expand=Soap"&gt;Figs &amp; Leaves&lt;/a&gt;".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am in heaven...or at least I will be the moment I press publish for this post, because I'm about to run upstairs and go somewhere "Calgon" never dreamed of taking me. Somewhere surreal and so filthy rich that I can finally enjoy that 4 minutes of hygienic maintenance. Hell...I can revel in it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS: I haven't traded my ballsack for a purse, this shit is amazing and it actually gets you cleaner than all that other crap too. Efficiency &amp;amp; Decadence = Fucking Awesome in my book!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-527863845630714564?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/527863845630714564/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=527863845630714564&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/527863845630714564'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/527863845630714564'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/06/of-men-and-things-men-do.html' title='Of men and the things men do...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RmoyCi5GB1I/AAAAAAAAAbU/RtPSJZIJEHA/s72-c/7-c.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5301849478243601930</id><published>2007-06-08T20:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-08T20:20:01.998-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cool'/><title type='text'>Robot Chair...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NyqQ9B8_jIs"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NyqQ9B8_jIs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still requires external power and doesn't move as smoothly as &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Asimo&amp;search=Search"&gt;Asimo&lt;/a&gt;, but it's pretty cool.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5301849478243601930?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5301849478243601930/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5301849478243601930&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5301849478243601930'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5301849478243601930'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/06/robot-chair.html' title='Robot Chair...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-2351397028350193397</id><published>2007-06-07T19:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-07T19:24:24.357-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><title type='text'>I officially hate people...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Rmi6Li5GB0I/AAAAAAAAAbM/4UD0hZp4msI/s1600-h/102_0252.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Rmi6Li5GB0I/AAAAAAAAAbM/4UD0hZp4msI/s200/102_0252.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073509687740467010" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.examiner.com/a-768103%7EDaly_backs_move_to_ground_Blue_Angels_show.html"&gt;Here's another example&lt;/a&gt; of some asswpie nancy boys fucking it up for the rest of us. I wish this kind of crap only happened in limp-wristed cities like San Francisco, but unfortunately, it happens everywhere with increasing frequency.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This world is a lot more fun when it's a little dangerous people. Our tight-laced, risk-obsessed society denies the joys of living in so many ways, that we have to jump out of airplanes with thin pieces of nylon being our only saving grace, in order to keep our wits about us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think it's even worse that the groups opposing something like the Blue Angels flyby, are a bunch of gay rights and anti-war veterans organizations. Oh, and that somehow &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;these morons&lt;/span&gt; are the ones that convinced the city to turn its back on the military. Who the hell are these guys to be saying "no no" to the Blue Angels? Oh right, they're that smelly underbelly of the left that makes centrists roll their eyes. They're opposed to the war, and they'll take stabs at domestic military demonstrations to further their political beliefs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They're as over the top as the KKK rallying, snake handling, dipshits on the far far right. Even liberals can't stand these people. The fact that the city of San Francisco has its head up its ass this far shouldn't be surprising, but I'm still sick reading this. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The role of the watchdog is important, but it comes with the responsibility to not look like a damn tool all the time.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-2351397028350193397?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/2351397028350193397/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=2351397028350193397&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/2351397028350193397'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/2351397028350193397'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/06/i-officially-hate-people.html' title='I officially hate people...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Rmi6Li5GB0I/AAAAAAAAAbM/4UD0hZp4msI/s72-c/102_0252.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-2566925856958570514</id><published>2007-06-07T18:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-07T19:05:07.466-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><title type='text'>Doood...</title><content type='html'>I think some &lt;a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/07/la-city-attorney-extremely-troubled-by-paris-decision/"&gt;heads are gonna roll&lt;/a&gt;. How cool. She might actually get into MORE trouble because of this.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-2566925856958570514?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/2566925856958570514/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=2566925856958570514&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/2566925856958570514'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/2566925856958570514'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/06/doood.html' title='Doood...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-8525849566231135603</id><published>2007-06-07T16:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-07T17:37:26.434-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rant'/><title type='text'>Pearls before swine...</title><content type='html'>So Will Ferrell posted a short video titled "Landlord" and it's pretty funny. Any parent out there will enjoy the humor, and get the joke. The video has been viewed well over 40 million times on YouTube as of today, and is the stuff water cooler chat was made for. Check it out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/STDbkjb9Vjc"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/STDbkjb9Vjc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dr. Butterworth (no shit, that's his name) however, saw this video and said to himself, "Oh man...this is a great way to get on TV again and be a douchebag. I can ride the celebrity and fame of the video into soap-box land, and pontificate pseudo-psych while shaking a buttery finger at Will Ferrell. Oh, that'll make me look so smart! I love being that guy!" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KC9aDqNyUe4"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KC9aDqNyUe4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fucking worthless prick. &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Get a clue!&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; It's a joke. The media shouldn't give people like this the opportunity to speak on TV. Trees and forests, Butterworth.  For Christ sake, it had to suck growing up with that name. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Explains why he's suck a wet blanket.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-8525849566231135603?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/8525849566231135603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=8525849566231135603&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8525849566231135603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8525849566231135603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/06/pearls-before-swine.html' 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term='Cool'/><title type='text'>Origins of state names...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2007/06/04/the-origins-of-state-names/"&gt;This is extremely cool&lt;/a&gt;, and I didn't know the answer to at least 20 of them.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-4955460385482099920?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/4955460385482099920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=4955460385482099920&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4955460385482099920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4955460385482099920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/06/origins-of-state-names.html' title='Origins of state names...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-7944945127959009427</id><published>2007-06-05T08:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-06T00:02:32.694-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>This is...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=51672&amp;amp;in_page_id=2"&gt;Too damn funny.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-7944945127959009427?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/7944945127959009427/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=7944945127959009427&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7944945127959009427'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7944945127959009427'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/06/this-is.html' title='This is...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-1596559884726461580</id><published>2007-06-04T09:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-07T17:39:05.673-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cool'/><title type='text'>Surface Computing 2</title><content type='html'>More goodies coming down the SurfCom pipeline. Microsoft has now launched an official &lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/surface/"&gt;Microsoft Surface&lt;/a&gt; website with more info on the R&amp;D team, the origins, and partners involved. The more time we spend looking at the developers out there, the more we realize that Microsoft has two projects running here. The first one, is a giant cash-cow where they push the technology out there with commercial partnerships and the second is an OS development project that borders on the edge of "open source". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With non-disclosure agreements expiring and more information is available to us, we're learning that Microsoft has a number of people collaborating on this project who aren't Microsoft employees. Check out this video of Jeff Han, of Perceptive Pixel. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9zGDNFpOMcA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9zGDNFpOMcA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't know what I love more. The fact that they made sure to include a Star Trek clip in their surface computing demo, or the fact that the screen is 8 feet wide and can be used by multiple people at the same time. What you're looking at here are the people who really expanded multitouch and made it a reality. You probably recognized the current interface dynamics that &lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/surface/"&gt;Microsoft Surface&lt;/a&gt; is utilizing. The zoom, pan, etc. Yeah, these guys made that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've included a few more clips of Jeff Han showing off the cool sensor capabilities he and his NYU spinoff developed. Take note of the traits he says this technology carries: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qm8VX4yIuSY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qm8VX4yIuSY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"[it's] High resolution, low cost, and probably most important...very scalable."&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The scalability of this interface and it's future applications are mesmerizing. I know industrial design people who are literally shitting bricks and burning the midnight oil to churn out kiosks and point of sale housings for SurfCom units now. Microsoft meanwhile, is focusing on selling a specific product line; the Surface Computer Table. Turns out those initial R&amp;D ideas of it being this communal table thing have stuck in the heads of the principal developers. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think it's a little shortsighted, and a design leftover that's pointing in the wrong direction. Of course, it's obvious Microsoft sees that the surface computer can be put anywhere, but they want to make big bank on a low cost toy for a year or so. Can't blame them. By putting this much money, and their name behind it, they're making the technology an everyday reality. I'm very cool with that indeed. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm sure they're also aware that Microsoft isn't necessary for the full expansion and realization of SurfCom in everyday life. Microsoft needs to cash in before the Linux guys who'll will be all over this.  Open source, cheap screens, etc. This shit is gonna blow up. You'll notice that isn't a Vista interface Han is showing off there. Even their own developers wanna stand up and do it differently than Microsoft does right now. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, here's another up-close interview with even more goodies. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q77Cuau28I0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q77Cuau28I0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And in this last clip, which is of poor video quality, you'll catch Jeff making the audience go ga-ga over his video folder project, wherein he's currently running every channel on Warner Cable at once. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PqXPD7EHDto"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PqXPD7EHDto" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh yeah baby. More tissues please!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-1596559884726461580?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/1596559884726461580/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=1596559884726461580&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1596559884726461580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1596559884726461580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/06/surface-computing-2.html' title='Surface Computing 2'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5895167835978140753</id><published>2007-06-01T01:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-04T11:20:25.039-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rant'/><title type='text'>Surface Computing</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed style="width: 400px; height: 326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=846331392731570421&amp;hl=en" flashvars=""&gt;&lt;/embed&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(I uploaded this video to Google today so you could all see this)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay folks, this is the future of computing. Seriously. You've seen bullshit culled together and displayed by spokespeople before, and has it ever come about? No. Not ever. Why you ask? Well, it's mostly because technology costs a lot of money and integration costs, combined with feasibility and functionality concerns, seem to always keep us from the new gadget. That, and the fact that it's nearly impossible to predict when a technology is going to change the world, especially if you're the person developing it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The flying car. The refrigerator with a computer screen for ordering your groceries. The garage that monitors your vehicles fluids and schedules maintenance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These products were always in trade shows and the imaginations of the Sci-Fi geek. They've never been a practical reality. How do you get a technology like that into the hands of millions of people, while making it cheap enough and useful enough for people to forget what life was like before they had it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The telephone. The automobile. The television. The gun. The internet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These products jumped out of their prospective birthplaces and into the hands of a populace. Even if they weren't affordable immediately, they found an important role in society, and more importantly, commerce. If a technology can continue to make money for numerous individuals after it's initial launch, then it's nearly guaranteed a place in history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The surface computer (SurfCom) is this kind of technology.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Microsoft has been working on this product for years, but only recently did all the license agreements and non disclosure agreements really begin to add up. When nerds like me found out that nearly every casino in Vegas was signing up as part of a major Microsoft research project, we assumed it was some dinky gizmo that could sell more Sigfried &amp;amp; Roy tickets. When we found out that retailers, service industries, and telecoms were also signing up, we assumed it was Microsoft's answer to the &lt;a href="http://www.apple.com/iphone/"&gt;iPhone&lt;/a&gt;. We were wrong there too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Those of us NOT in the know, could only see it spreading. We couldn't see what it was, but we could see that everyone wanted in on it. Over time, the project got bigger and bigger. Eventually it became huge, and interface developers by the truckload were signing NDA's and suddenly very hush-hush about the whole thing. The Microsoft forums about practical uses for surface computing didn't seem to show as many admin posts as they used to. We were left to assume the project had died or moved past theory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well guess what, the surface computer is cheap and easy to make. Hundreds are being launched in Vegas this summer. Thousands of them are already being manufactured and estimates are that over 400,000 of these babies will be in commercial and entertainment use by the end of 2008. This is real. It's gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And it's happening at the best possible time! Remember, cell phone companies lost the ability to lock their phones recently. Two of the major telecom carriers in this country just eliminated rate plans in favor of unlimited text, data, and voice for a flat rate. Just like your regular phone. This means you'll have devices by 2008 (thanks for the delay, FCC) that can be from any manufacturer and work with any plan out there. They can already interface with damn near everything, and if you look at how the Japanese have developed early integration services, you can get an idea of what is being cooked up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RFID, Bluetooth, and WiFi enabled devices are only the tip of the iceberg for functionality. We don't have to create nationwide standards for this stuff to allow merchants to literally retail, track, and ship every product and service in their stores. This puts an incredible security safeguard on shoplifting alone, which costs businesses billions. Microsoft was crafty enough to sign license agreements and negotiate deals where companies can receive tax breaks from the government and discounts from insurance providers, just by integrating SurfCom mobile security practices.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This shit is real people, and I for one, welcome our new robot overlords! Microsoft can own everything as far as I'm concerned. The 2008-2009 launch of these babies is a Vista based mini-computer, an OLED, LCD, or DLP screen, some imaging hardware, and a thin layer of plastic. Do the math -- that's cheap shit. With the incentives Microsoft is cooking up, the cost of integrating this technology into commercial applications is a no-brainer. Combine this with the new-found specialty of emotive interface development, and you have businesses foaming at the mouth for giant screens that make pretty pictures flash and blip to make you spend even more money.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Believe me, there are already consultants pushing this. You're gonna eat at a Denny's, and order your food at the table. While you're eating it, you're gonna be presented with other things you might want to try next time. The kids can play games on the table while they wait for the food, and then you can pay for your meal right there. You're gonna sit at a bus stop and linkup to your home PC, grab some tunes, and check your route from the SurfCom at the stop, maybe purchase some more Metro credits for your bus card. Then when you get to the movie theater, you're gonna order your movie tickets and pay for them at the SurfCom instead of waiting in line.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With competition as stiff as it is already in this business, I'd imagine that Microsoft can't maintain a monopoly on this forever, and even if they did, the simple  free market demand for devices like this, will drive it into our daily lives. There's just too much money to made off a cheap thing that people will love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Someone get me a tissue!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5895167835978140753?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5895167835978140753/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5895167835978140753&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5895167835978140753'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5895167835978140753'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/06/surface-computing.html' title='Surface Computing'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-6251166493396133614</id><published>2007-05-31T17:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-31T17:10:58.507-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joke'/><title type='text'>The only good lawyer...</title><content type='html'>One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop  and he got out to investigate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We have to eat grass."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over&lt;br /&gt;there, under that tree."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Turning to the other poor man hesitated, "You come with us, too."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said,"But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lawyer replied,"Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-6251166493396133614?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/6251166493396133614/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=6251166493396133614&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6251166493396133614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6251166493396133614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/only-good-lawyer.html' title='The only good lawyer...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-7035082341315116290</id><published>2007-05-29T17:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-31T10:21:28.153-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>French Fried Hip-Hop...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DtBYSrx3yUE"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DtBYSrx3yUE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is an interesting video, to say the least. I'm a big fan of the vivid pop imagery and the inventive transition effects. Hell, even the French isn't &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;quite&lt;/span&gt; so offensive after giving the &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=XskV3CIwmtI"&gt;Citroen commercials&lt;/a&gt; enough spins to think Jaques Attack sounds cool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Procussions are what make this track pop. Very tight beats with a Hammond organ running a hooky melody will always get my toes tapping. The thing I'm really digging on though, is the open bashing of hip-hop culture, materialism, and the bullshit that makes most hip-hop unpalatable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More fun tracks like these, please.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;-----&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;Notable comments from friends&lt;/span&gt;-----&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;Ken:&lt;/span&gt;   To me, this video just says "you can't look like a badass and speak french at the same time."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;Julie: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Dude looks like a French Ethan Hawke...or does Ethan Hawke just look French?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;Linda:&lt;/span&gt; Ethan Hawke? He was in "Dead Poets Society". Everyone in that movie looks french.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-7035082341315116290?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/7035082341315116290/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=7035082341315116290&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7035082341315116290'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7035082341315116290'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/french-fried-hip-hop.html' title='French Fried Hip-Hop...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-7398958038849624014</id><published>2007-05-29T12:46:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-30T00:31:37.705-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Missed it by THAT much...</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=685544760&amp;type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="346" width="430"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;WARNING:&lt;/span&gt; Turn the volume down a bit before you &lt;a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=1215107893"&gt;start this one&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-7398958038849624014?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/7398958038849624014/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=7398958038849624014&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7398958038849624014'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7398958038849624014'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/missed-him-by-that-much.html' title='Missed it by THAT much...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-6057424504550674307</id><published>2007-05-28T00:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-28T00:38:38.367-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal Stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Notes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Oliver'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kayla'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Charlie'/><title type='text'>I don't wanna move but...</title><content type='html'>I just want to raise my kids in a place that doesn't make it difficult for Kayla and I to teach them to appreciate what they have, and that thinking about other people first, is NORMAL.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-6057424504550674307?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/6057424504550674307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=6057424504550674307&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6057424504550674307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6057424504550674307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/i-dont-wanna-move-but.html' title='I don&apos;t wanna move but...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5205712330272706224</id><published>2007-05-25T19:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-25T19:20:33.195-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cool'/><title type='text'>Cool Kid Alert...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RleXB_OEaqI/AAAAAAAAAa8/LMKuRo_83gM/s1600-h/hogzilla2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RleXB_OEaqI/AAAAAAAAAa8/LMKuRo_83gM/s400/hogzilla2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5068685966034889378" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;click for larger version&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lets take a moment to congratulate &lt;a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-05-25-bigpig_N.htm"&gt;Jamison Stone&lt;/a&gt;, of Montgomery Alabama. There aren't too many 11 year olds out there hunting giant wild boar with a .50 caliber Smith &amp;amp; Wesson revolver, and there sure as hell aren't any that have bagged a monster pig like this one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Say hello to "Monster Pig", grand-daddy to &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogzilla"&gt;Hogzilla&lt;/a&gt;. That's right, you're not looking at a Photoshop job people, that hog is 9' 4" long, and weighs a whopping 1,051 lbs. He pumped 8 rounds of .50 into Porkenstein before finally nailing a point blank shot that took him down. The kill is already a good 600lbs of sausage, and the trophy has been mounted and is soon to be on display.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hats off to ya kid. That's a shitload of ham.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5205712330272706224?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5205712330272706224/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5205712330272706224&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5205712330272706224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5205712330272706224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/cool-kid-alert.html' title='Cool Kid Alert...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RleXB_OEaqI/AAAAAAAAAa8/LMKuRo_83gM/s72-c/hogzilla2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-3662174636947259600</id><published>2007-05-24T09:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-24T10:47:43.486-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Wild Kingdom: Extreme Edition.</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/597220/lion_vs_crocodile_and_buffalo.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size = 1&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/597220/lion_vs_crocodile_and_buffalo/"&gt;Lion VS Crocodile And Buffalo&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href='http://www.metacafe.com/'&gt;Click here for more free videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seriously....watch this video till the end. I'm not gonna give it away, but these people &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;definitely&lt;/span&gt; got their money's worth on THIS safari!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-3662174636947259600?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/3662174636947259600/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=3662174636947259600&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3662174636947259600'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3662174636947259600'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/wild-kingdom-extreme-edition.html' title='Wild Kingdom: Extreme Edition.'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-497201653865892027</id><published>2007-05-23T12:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T12:33:07.291-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kayla'/><title type='text'>OMFG!!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src='http://www.atomfilms.com:80/a/autoplayer/shareEmbed.swf?keyword=ewok_song' width='426' height='350'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kayla and I are of the opinion that the ending to the re-released (see: molested) version of, Return of the Jedi, was ruined by removing this Ewok song. Like we give a flying fuck about a Corscant fly-by, and crappy digital fireworks?! Lucas, you jackass. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kayla, this one is for you baby.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-497201653865892027?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/497201653865892027/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=497201653865892027&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/497201653865892027'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/497201653865892027'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/omfg.html' title='OMFG!!!!'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-6674623142436260071</id><published>2007-05-23T12:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T12:24:05.472-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Toshi Station...</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src='http://www.atomfilms.com:80/a/autoplayer/shareEmbed.swf?keyword=incident_toshi' width='426' height='350'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-6674623142436260071?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/6674623142436260071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=6674623142436260071&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6674623142436260071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6674623142436260071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/toshi-station.html' title='Toshi Station...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5728175706556309855</id><published>2007-05-22T09:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T09:36:26.042-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal Stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cool'/><title type='text'>100 Ton Detonation</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed width="448" height="365" src="http://www.ifilm.com/efp" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="flvbaseclip=2845228&amp;"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The most fun explosion you'll have all day. Maybe. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I should apologize for all the videos and short posts lately. I've been a little swamped with work and things, and it does cut into the bloggage output. Just suffice to say I'm behind on a lot of wedding post-processing, and I'm currently trying to revamp my workflow to speed up the entire system. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and I've pulled a muscle in my hip. Makes me sound like an old geezer, and I'm being as stubborn as a teenager about not seeing my doctor for it. I've been stretching it out for well over 6 weeks now and I'm becoming concerned it's a pinched nerve or a tear. I don't see physicians for much other than pain meds or the occasional antibiotic for those Valley Cough months. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bah...this hurts. Oh, hey...enjoy the boom!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5728175706556309855?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5728175706556309855/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5728175706556309855&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5728175706556309855'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5728175706556309855'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/100-ton-detonation.html' title='100 Ton Detonation'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-1131772993886119378</id><published>2007-05-17T12:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-17T12:30:24.931-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Officer Brownie McDumbass...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=2029375142"&gt;The Pot Brownie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=2029375142&amp;type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.addToProfileConfirm&amp;videoid=2029375142&amp;title=The Pot Brownie"&gt;Add to My Profile&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.home"&gt;  More Videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-1131772993886119378?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/1131772993886119378/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=1131772993886119378&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1131772993886119378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1131772993886119378'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/officer-brownie-mcdumbass.html' title='Officer Brownie McDumbass...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5062809181928362385</id><published>2007-05-16T16:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-16T17:28:11.554-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Race'/><title type='text'>Kill Whitey...</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/mediaplayer.swf" flashvars="file=http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/videos/2007/04/1177803550-61586-double_standard[1].mpg.flv&amp;displayheight=321&amp;image=http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/2007/04/20026-1177803550-61586-double_standard[1].mpg/0000000.jpg" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="425" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamau_Kambon"&gt;This guy&lt;/a&gt; cracked me up.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5062809181928362385?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5062809181928362385/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5062809181928362385&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5062809181928362385'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5062809181928362385'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/kill-whitey.html' title='Kill Whitey...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-343218221290293846</id><published>2007-05-12T02:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-12T02:15:10.050-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dear Diary'/><title type='text'>Inquiring minds want to know...</title><content type='html'>I'm trying to get a better sense of what people like reading about here. While this is my personal collection of thoughts and I don't specifically write this for anyone but me (well, the me years down the road who wants to archive this stuff) I do want to make sure it's something fun to read. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After all, I intend to make this stuff into a book someday. I might as well make sure it's stuff folks enjoy reading. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed allowScriptAccess="never"  saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://www.polldaddy.com/poll.swf" FlashVars="p=38708" quality="high"  wmode="transparent"  bgcolor="&amp;#035;ffffff" width="252"  height="665"  name="beta3" salign="tl" scale="autoscale"  type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" &gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for your time, by the way.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-343218221290293846?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/343218221290293846/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=343218221290293846&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/343218221290293846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/343218221290293846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/inquiring-minds-want-to-know.html' title='Inquiring minds want to know...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-9047386208985763817</id><published>2007-05-10T23:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-11T00:30:50.901-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Story'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal Stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Notes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Claaaang....</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RkQURF80tZI/AAAAAAAAAas/9DnHF5-ImG8/s1600-h/brassballs.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RkQURF80tZI/AAAAAAAAAas/9DnHF5-ImG8/s400/brassballs.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5063194164958901650" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;There are a number of times in the day when people can find me in a delightful, bouncy little mood. I spend most of my existence swimming in a sheer, blissful, sense of euphoria.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some people totally dig that, while others don't. Hell, some people find my generally jovial disposition annoying as hell. The really interesting individuals are the ones who are willing to admit to this. You gotta hand it to anyone who admits they like being grumpy and that they would like you to take your fat ass and your goddamn sunshine somewhere else.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seriously, I loved it. You were actually shaking when you said it, and I could tell you were worried I would beat the shit out of you for that. And I'm really sorry my immediate smile and uncontrollable giggling kinda pissed you off even more, but come on...you're like 5 foot nothing and weigh as much as one of my thighs. That took some major cojones, my friend...and I salute your anti-social, yet inescapably brave move.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bravo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-9047386208985763817?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/9047386208985763817/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=9047386208985763817&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/9047386208985763817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/9047386208985763817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/claaaang.html' title='Claaaang....'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RkQURF80tZI/AAAAAAAAAas/9DnHF5-ImG8/s72-c/brassballs.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-1233244199771737224</id><published>2007-05-04T14:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-04T14:01:22.866-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Polly want a @%&amp;!¿</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=2018969945"&gt;Pottymouth Parrot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=2018969945&amp;type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.addToProfileConfirm&amp;videoid=2018969945&amp;title=Pottymouth Parrot"&gt;Add to My Profile&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.home"&gt;  More Videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-1233244199771737224?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/1233244199771737224/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=1233244199771737224&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1233244199771737224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1233244199771737224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/polly-want.html' title='Polly want a @%&amp;!¿'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-6153754677666203340</id><published>2007-05-04T00:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-04T00:58:23.132-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Go Home, Dammit!</title><content type='html'>Somebody give that mystery citizen a medal. This has to be &lt;a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0503071gohome1.html"&gt;the funniest thing you'll see all day. &lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Make sure to check out the last paragraph, of the last page of the police report. &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Gold. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-6153754677666203340?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/6153754677666203340/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=6153754677666203340&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6153754677666203340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6153754677666203340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/go-home-dammit.html' title='Go Home, Dammit!'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-2425532721693774164</id><published>2007-05-03T08:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-03T08:53:29.361-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rant'/><title type='text'>Ballscratch...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hbp_gDpWCu4"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hbp_gDpWCu4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This worthless squeaky, breathy, Abercrombie / Sears puke is Robin Thicke. Yes,the son of actor Alan Thicke, he is considered an R&amp;B singer, by a very small portion of this country. The first time I heard him, about 6 months ago, I thought he had the quality of a karaoke singer - at best.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apparently he's become significantly worse as heard in his song "Lost Without You", performed LIVE on American Idol last night. Please take a moment to watch this, and then spread the word of what a worthless heap of shit this guy is - and pay close attention to the fact that he's singing this shitty song (and rubbing himself down) to a room full of 12-16 year old girls!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Smokey, the Isley Brothers, the Stylistics, the ChiLites, the Delphonics, Aaron Neville, Timberlake...any of these falsetto superheroes can melt the panties off a stadium of women. These guys are badass. This guy just looks like a lukewarm &lt;a href="http://www.glaad.org/images/eye/ontv/06-07/photos/UglyBetty_lg.jpg"&gt;"Marc",&lt;/a&gt; from Ugly Betty, and he sounds like a 400lb linebacker doing a bad Michael Jackson impersonation. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I don't care what the title of the song is, I'm telling you, that pencil mustached &lt;a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bromosexual"&gt;bromosexual&lt;/a&gt; skeez is singing "Ballscratch, Ballscratch", at the end of the song! Somebody please just stab him in the eye!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-2425532721693774164?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/2425532721693774164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=2425532721693774164&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/2425532721693774164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/2425532721693774164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/ballscratch.html' title='Ballscratch...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-7130891735156106046</id><published>2007-05-01T19:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-01T19:15:31.019-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><title type='text'>Enterprise vs. The Death Star</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hNxhrPaaCA4"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hNxhrPaaCA4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I actually cried with joy. This is THAT good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;Sidenote:&lt;/span&gt; Kirk woulda kicked the Emperor's ass to Naboo.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-7130891735156106046?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/7130891735156106046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=7130891735156106046&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7130891735156106046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7130891735156106046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/05/enterprise-vs-death-star.html' title='Enterprise vs. The Death Star'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-7323339836182955834</id><published>2007-04-30T13:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-30T13:34:53.746-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Trunk Monkey...</title><content type='html'>Without a doubt, the funniest car commercials on the planet. The fact that this dealer was cool enough to go with such an outrageous idea, is proof they're rather laid back in Oregon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fBI0hmwISdA"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fBI0hmwISdA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[see more commercials below]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T9sMNjg9FaA"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T9sMNjg9FaA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NWFZL0WbLAo"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NWFZL0WbLAo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#4 - my fav&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/75hRxQNGm8w"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/75hRxQNGm8w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#5&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7zt4ExqnTBI"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7zt4ExqnTBI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#6&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PxGKeCZGFXQ"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PxGKeCZGFXQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#7&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TW8smNGepVY"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TW8smNGepVY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#8&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I9tj3xnsqfY"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I9tj3xnsqfY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Type rest of the post here&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-7323339836182955834?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/7323339836182955834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=7323339836182955834&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7323339836182955834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7323339836182955834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/trunk-monkey.html' title='Trunk Monkey...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-6925581125384167113</id><published>2007-04-29T21:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-29T22:02:28.533-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal Stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Image'/><title type='text'>David &amp; Robin: April 29th, 2007</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RjV4SF80tYI/AAAAAAAAAak/qk2MyEeq8_0/s1600-h/Priceless-Richaud2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RjV4SF80tYI/AAAAAAAAAak/qk2MyEeq8_0/s400/Priceless-Richaud2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5059082008650888578" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:78%;" &gt;[click for full size]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;David &amp;amp; Robin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good friends who've just tied the knot. I got to shoot their wedding today at Lake Isabella. My favorite part was watching Dave soak it all in at the reception. He looked delighted, and Robin has made him look that way since they met.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I trust Dave a lot, even if he's a sick sick bastard. Hell, that makes me trust him more. Robin compliments a yang to his ying that is rarely found in nature. I'm glad to see this happen. I'm also glad they give just animated face for shots, because I have about 500 pics that are either touching or hilarious.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Congrats guy. Now...go bone and make it legal.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-6925581125384167113?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/6925581125384167113/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=6925581125384167113&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6925581125384167113'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6925581125384167113'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/david-robin.html' title='David &amp; Robin: April 29th, 2007'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RjV4SF80tYI/AAAAAAAAAak/qk2MyEeq8_0/s72-c/Priceless-Richaud2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-9168220167487127729</id><published>2007-04-27T18:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-27T18:44:38.877-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Mayer...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iSM3FL7zUdw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iSM3FL7zUdw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;John Mayer, the pop music punchline for many comics, is amazing. Just listen to him test out his new &lt;a href="http://two-rock.com/products/mayer"&gt;Two-Rock&lt;/a&gt; signature amp in a small room. It's a 40 second clip, but it's so buttery smooth and bright that it makes my hair stand on end. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the kind of thing that makes playing the blues so much fun. Tons of reverb, a delicate touch, and a six-stringer with mad skills. Kay's been on me to play more often, and listening to Mayer here sparked it again. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's a great pick-me-up for crappy days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS: That's "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room" if you're looking for the song.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-9168220167487127729?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/9168220167487127729/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=9168220167487127729&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/9168220167487127729'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/9168220167487127729'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/mayer.html' title='Mayer...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-3307976176837325956</id><published>2007-04-25T14:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-25T14:55:25.990-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><title type='text'>Geektastic...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/leEsz9ci5XE"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/leEsz9ci5XE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Completely, and utterly perfect.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-3307976176837325956?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/3307976176837325956/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=3307976176837325956&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3307976176837325956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3307976176837325956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/geektastic.html' title='Geektastic...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-3688694678369445300</id><published>2007-04-23T16:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-24T00:46:22.257-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rant'/><title type='text'>Parenting 101: Eat shit you little fuck</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Ri0-uITsT9I/AAAAAAAAAaE/MOxSpl2sbSc/s1600-h/alec-baldwin-3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Ri0-uITsT9I/AAAAAAAAAaE/MOxSpl2sbSc/s200/alec-baldwin-3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5056766918831919058" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I'm trying to figure out exactly where Alex Baldwin abused his kid &lt;a href="http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/0419_baldwin.mp3"&gt;in this voicemail.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I mean sure, it was tacky. It's not exactly finesse parenting -- I'll give you that. But I'm not hearing the "abuse" part very clearly. I'm hearing a frustrated father rip his kids ass for being inconsiderate and rude. I'm hearing him say he's not going to let her have this power over him anymore. I hear him call her her out on playing a head game with him, and I bet you a coke he's trying everything he can to keep his daughter from becoming her mother.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Either way, I'm watching talking heads today as they gorge themselves on self-righteous tirades against the guy, saying his parental rights should be revoked, and the numbers just aren't adding up. Exactly where the hell do &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;we&lt;/span&gt; (the American public) get off telling a father he can't tell his daughter she's being a "rude little pig"? Where do we get the gall to step in and say he's wrong for telling her he's gonna "straighten [her] ass out" when he sees her next?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm personally applauding the guy. I was impressed with how he handled it. As a parent, but more importantly...as a former teenager, I know full well how I pressed the boundaries of behavior with my parents all the time. I also know that my folks told me when I was being rude, thoughtless, brainless, or lacking human decency. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;That's what parents are supposed to do! &lt;/span&gt;They're there to tell you these things.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;It's called parenting, people. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm thankful my parents told &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;me&lt;/span&gt; when I was being an ass. I have a two very little kids of my own now. I have to pull them aside and tell them to stop being dumbasses on a pretty regular basis, as a matter of fact. What the hell are parents supposed to do...HOPE their kids turn out okay instead of actually being responsible for them? I hear people say things like "how can he say that to such a young kid?" and I want to pull out my hair. What is he supposed to do? Wait till she's completely grown before he points out her behavior?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe you have a different technique? Maybe you want to coddle your kids and have them be your friend? Well thats fine. You can take your pansy ass parenting techniques and raise your kids the way you see fit, and leave this guy alone. Only HE and his daughter know what the context of this message was about, and I think this proves Kim Basinger is a sniveling bitch for having it leaked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also think this country is becoming a giant vagina that needs some cleanup on aisle 3.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" &gt;By the way, below this is a transcript of his message, word for word. Read it, listen to the clip and make up your own mind:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey, I want to tell you something, OK?&lt;br /&gt;and I want to leave a message for you right now.&lt;br /&gt;'cause again it's 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And once again I've made an ass of myself&lt;br /&gt;trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When the time comes for me to make the phone call&lt;br /&gt;I stop whatever I'm doing ... and I go and I make that phone call.&lt;br /&gt;At 11 o'clock in the morning in New York, and if you don't pick up the phone at 10 o'clock at night ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You don't even have that God damn phone turned on.&lt;br /&gt;I want you to know something, OK?&lt;br /&gt;I'm tired of playing this game with you.&lt;br /&gt;I'm leaving this message with you to tell you ...&lt;br /&gt;You have insulted me for the last time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have insulted me ...&lt;br /&gt;You don't have the brains ... or the decency as a human being.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old or 11 years old ... or that you're a child ...&lt;br /&gt;or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone.&lt;br /&gt;And when I come out there next week, I'm gonna fly out there for the day ... just to straighten you out on this issue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm going to let you know just how dissappointed in you I am ... and how angry I am with you that you've done this to me again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've made me feel like shit ... and you've made me feel like a fool over and over and over again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And this crap you pull on me with this God damn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother ... and you're doing to me constantly, and over and over again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am going to get on a plane and I'm going to come out there for the day ... and I'm going to straighten your ass out when I see you. Do you understand me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm gonna really make sure you get it. Then I'm gonna get on a plane and I'm gonna turn around and I'm gonna come home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So you better be ready Friday -- the 20th -- to meet with me ... so that I'll let you know just how I feel about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig.  OK?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;NOTE:&lt;/span&gt; Was your initial reaction to this story the same as mine, by the way? The first thing I said aloud, before the clip was even over, was "Why the hell am I listening to a private phone call between a father and his daughter?" I dunno, that just really stuck out to me. Before I even knew that it had been leaked intentionally, I assumed someone hacked the kids phone or something. It just seemed like a very big violation of privacy to me - I hope Basinger gets it in the ass with a gavel for being so petty and putting you and I in the middle of her family business.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-3688694678369445300?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/3688694678369445300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=3688694678369445300&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3688694678369445300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/3688694678369445300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/im-trying-to-figure-out-exactly-where.html' title='Parenting 101: Eat shit you little fuck'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Ri0-uITsT9I/AAAAAAAAAaE/MOxSpl2sbSc/s72-c/alec-baldwin-3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-1651633560485440832</id><published>2007-04-23T15:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-23T16:00:33.867-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Notes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Image'/><title type='text'>Your worst nightmare...</title><content type='html'>I don't know what &lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;you do &lt;/span&gt;when you get JUMBO bubble wrap in a long sheet...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/7724/worstnightmaresmjg3.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I whip out the Rambo, baby!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7465/jumbobubblewrapsmdw7.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-1651633560485440832?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/1651633560485440832/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=1651633560485440832&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1651633560485440832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1651633560485440832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/your-worst-nightmare.html' title='Your worst nightmare...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5584381670163908511</id><published>2007-04-22T21:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-22T21:32:51.140-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Barenaked Bathroom...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pBtPu3266g0"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pBtPu3266g0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Barenaked Ladies &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"Some Fantastic"&lt;/span&gt; (The Bathroom Sessions)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My fav band has been doing a collection of bathroom podcasts over the last few months. They've played some of the fan favorites, and some of their new stuff. This song however, is my favorite tune in their collection.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out the rest of them and you'll see some pretty fantastic stuff.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5584381670163908511?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5584381670163908511/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5584381670163908511&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5584381670163908511'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5584381670163908511'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/barenaked-bathroom.html' title='Barenaked Bathroom...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-7719127987244582841</id><published>2007-04-17T09:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-17T14:35:42.755-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><title type='text'>Unfortunate, but true...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RiTwvfqrHPI/AAAAAAAAAZM/WH8bCnuj64E/s1600-h/eeh.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RiTwvfqrHPI/AAAAAAAAAZM/WH8bCnuj64E/s200/eeh.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5054429380561542386" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;People die. Often.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In fact, people blow people away often. It happens a number of times, every day. Tragic for sure, but commonplace all the same.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In fact, large groups of people die in shooting rampages like the one at &lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/17/worldview.shooting.ap/index.html"&gt;Virginia Tech&lt;/a&gt; yesterday. I'm struck however, by how easily the international community provide their sincere sympathies, while engaging in synchronized finger shaking at our gun control laws.&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, in light of this irony, I'd like to take a moment to introduce everyone to just a handful of the international "lone gunman" shooting incidents from the last few years:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cologne_School_Massacre"&gt;Cologne, Germany - 11 dead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89cole_Polytechnique_Massacre"&gt;Montreal, Quebec - 15 dead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunblane_massacre"&gt;Dunblane, Scotland - 18 dead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erfurt_massacre"&gt;Erfurt, Germany - 18 dead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawson_College_shooting"&gt;Montreal, Quebec - 2 dead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre"&gt;Port Arthur, Australia - &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;35 dead&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strathfield_massacre"&gt;Sydney, Australia - 8 dead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Street_massacre"&gt;Melbourne, Australia - 8 dead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanterre_massacre"&gt;Nanterre, France - 8 dead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aramoana_massacre"&gt;Aramoana, New Zealand - 13 dead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungerford_massacre"&gt;Hungerford, Berkshire, England - 16 dead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, so what's at the heart of the matter? Why is the world recoiling from this massacre? Why is it we don't have this kind of gun control knee-jerk when 150 people die in a single day, via some sectarian violence outbreak somewhere in Iraq? Or when millions of people are systematically wiped out in a genocidal "ethnic cleansing" in Africa?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why is it that we can't be bothered when hundreds die swiftly from an unjust military action in&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RiUHmvqrHQI/AAAAAAAAAZU/uNBJRfq2Jag/s1600-h/RonaldMcGunman.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RiUHmvqrHQI/AAAAAAAAAZU/uNBJRfq2Jag/s200/RonaldMcGunman.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5054454519005125890" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; the third world, while we gnash our teeth over 10-20 deaths from a lone crazy person shooting up a shopping mall in Utah? Why does US soil make guns bad, while there are 550 million firearms on the planet at any one time? The millions of stolen AK-47 Kalashnikov rifles, following the fall of the Soviet Union, account for more deaths than any &lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/11/24/AR2006112400788.html"&gt;weapon of mass destruction&lt;/a&gt; used by any nation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But we need stronger gun laws now, because 30 or so engineering students from Virgina were killed at a school? Was it the fact that a school was involved that freaks people out the most? Are they afraid their kids will go to school, only to be wiped out by some random whackjob with a pistol? This kind of tragedy has happened before, but it wasn't as big a deal this last Sunday afternoon as it is this morning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's the difference now?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The general approach to preventing these types of events has been to ban the possession of firearms at all schools and colleges. The perpetrators of massacres like the one at Virginia Tech and Columbine prove what gun owners have been saying all along: &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Criminals, by their very nature do not obey the law.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Someone can decide to break the law and bring a firearm to a school. They can then choose to shoot people, also an illegal act. These actions are not preventable by making guns illegal or making schools a "no-gun-zone". In January, 2006 &lt;a href="http://www.roanoke.com/news/roanoke/wb/wb/xp-50658"&gt;a Virginia bill that would have allowed handguns on college campuses&lt;/a&gt;, died in subcommittee. On the day the bill failed, Virginia Tech spokesman Larry Hincker was quoted as saying, "I'm sure the university community is appreciative of the General Assembly's actions because this will help parents, students, faculty and visitors feel safe on our campus." Mr. Hincker's comments are consistent with this anti-gun mindset that perpetuates the educational community, wherein if we just remove all the guns - then nobody can get shot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The truth is, there is no "prevention method" for tragedies of this nature. Accept the reality of your existence, and the mortality that you and your children are stricken with. You will die, and you can die young and violently. Even rich white kids at a posh university in the US.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RiUYkvqrHRI/AAAAAAAAAZc/yuBl8aM9hnY/s1600-h/Iraqi+gunman+pts+rt.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RiUYkvqrHRI/AAAAAAAAAZc/yuBl8aM9hnY/s200/Iraqi+gunman+pts+rt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5054473176343059730" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I'm not going to quote statistics, because you can skew data for any argument. Lets just be honest about what a gun crime is; a crime with a gun. Killing people is made much easier with a firearm. &lt;a href="http://www.havocscope.com/trafficking/smallarms.htm"&gt;The AK-47&lt;/a&gt; I spoke of earlier is proof of that. It provides &lt;a href="http://www.hnn.us/articles/31296.html/"&gt;small numbers of people &lt;/a&gt;with the ability to change the balance of power. Hell, even change history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;During the 1992 LA riots, the Police and National Guard couldn't protect everyone from mobs of murders, arsonists, and looters. Ordinary Americans with guns stopped the rampaging mobs, saving countless innocent lives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm not a raving gun fanatic. I don't personally own a gun. If you know me, you know I prefer knives. It's more of a personal choice than an aversion to guns. I can nail your trachea with a blade from across the room faster than most people can blink. That's good enough for me at the moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I said &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"most people"&lt;/span&gt; Ken. I know you're a &lt;a href="http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1874/defender24b9b59buj7.jpg"&gt;surgeon with that thing&lt;/a&gt;. I want one now too, thank you very much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm also an American, and I'm realistic about this. Having stopped people from hurting others before, I know that if I had to shoot someone with a gun to keep them from shooting innocent college students, I wouldn't hesitate. Neither would you. Believe me, if the time came that you had to defend your family or your country, you wouldn't have time to be pissing in your boots. A very strange sensation takes over when it's up to you. We like to call these people heroes because they just had to do something terrible, and we want to thank them for doing it, because it had to be done by someone and we're thankful it wasn't us who had to pull the trigger. This is why our heroes are soldiers, and police officers. They're fighting for us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RiUwXPqrHUI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/kG9sjpWsgOg/s1600-h/girlgun.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RiUwXPqrHUI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/kG9sjpWsgOg/s200/girlgun.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5054499332693892418" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;That's the reality of gun control in this country. We are the prevention. If you want to be an&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt; unarmed populace, at the mercy of criminals who won't obey gun laws, then you go ahead.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt; Me? I wanna give guns to women. Every one of them. Lets talk about the 4-6 women who are murdered every day as a result of domestic violence in the US? That's 1500 to 2000 women a year. The percentage of women in prison is about 8.5% of the total US jail population of about 2 million.  The number of women in&lt;a href="http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/crimoff.htm#women"&gt; federal prison&lt;/a&gt; for violent crime is about 8%, and it's about 4% overall for the rest of our state prisons. Guns don't kill people, women don't kill people...men kill people. We should just give the guns to the most likely victims.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Additionally, If you're comfortable with the idea of not being able to &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolution"&gt;overthrow your government&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolution"&gt;,&lt;/a&gt; should it decide to &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_R._Tolbert%2C_Jr."&gt;commit atrocities against it's citizens&lt;/a&gt;, then by all means, chime in with the rest of the world. Your brand of insignificance is in great demand in Europe. I'm sure the French will have a striped shirt, a croissant, and no soap waiting for you in your room.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gun lobbyist quote the second amendment enough to make even pro-gun people wanna barf, but there's a reason. It was written by really smart people, from a full range of social and economic classes, that lived through this scenario. They understood (because they'd just seen it) that we would need to establish the importance of not disarming our citizens for any reason, including lack of hindsight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's very easy to say gun freaks are just freaks. You have to understand that there are extremes&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RiUr-PqrHSI/AAAAAAAAAZk/oPua-vwpHLg/s1600-h/Little+Girl+With+Machine+Gun.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RiUr-PqrHSI/AAAAAAAAAZk/oPua-vwpHLg/s200/Little+Girl+With+Machine+Gun.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5054494505150651682" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; everywhere. The whole gun debate gets mixed up with these extremes. On one hand, you have people who wanna disarm everyone, and live in some Utopian society where there are no means by which you can kill someone with a gun. (at least in the US)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then there are the guys who wanna let little Becca take her chaingun to "show-n-tell" cuz it's her 2nd Amendment right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Somewhere in the middle, are the rest of us who would just really like to &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;not&lt;/span&gt; get shot at. We see other countries like Japan and Great Britan, who rarely have a gun crime - and it seems like the idea could work. Then you have to remember the stories like the ones we read above, and face the fact that until those cops showed up...nobody could stop those murderers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm not sorry to admit that I'm more comfortable living with a &lt;a href="http://www.nsc.org/lrs/statinfo/odds.htm"&gt;higher statistical chance&lt;/a&gt; of getting killed by firearm assault from having guns around, than I am living in a "safer" society where I couldn't save myself or my family if I needed to. Show me all the stats you like, I don't care. I'm not a communist. I don't care about society as a whole, over my family. I'm not gonna have that moment in a &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/search?num=100&amp;hl=en&amp;amp;newwindow=1&amp;safe=off&amp;amp;q=Home+Invasion+Robbery&amp;amp;btnG=Search"&gt;home invasion robbery&lt;/a&gt; where I go "damn, I never thought this would happen to me. If only I had a gun."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm sure as hell not gonna do it because Australia and India say I should.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today, we have flags at half-mast, because this is statistically the highest number of people killed in a mass shooting in the US. It's sad, and the aftermath of the violence will bring this debate to the living rooms of all Americans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just arm yourself with the truth.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-7719127987244582841?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/7719127987244582841/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=7719127987244582841&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7719127987244582841'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7719127987244582841'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/unfortunate-but-true.html' title='Unfortunate, but true...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RiTwvfqrHPI/AAAAAAAAAZM/WH8bCnuj64E/s72-c/eeh.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5581106068786416615</id><published>2007-04-16T16:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-16T16:45:07.550-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Image'/><title type='text'>Where are my leather pants?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RiQKV_qrHNI/AAAAAAAAAY8/0Wk--dGUvjQ/s1600-h/7Rocker2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RiQKV_qrHNI/AAAAAAAAAY8/0Wk--dGUvjQ/s400/7Rocker2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5054176054800489682" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Oh Yeah.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5581106068786416615?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5581106068786416615/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5581106068786416615&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5581106068786416615'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5581106068786416615'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/where-are-my-leather-pants.html' title='Where are my leather pants?'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/RiQKV_qrHNI/AAAAAAAAAY8/0Wk--dGUvjQ/s72-c/7Rocker2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-5694874936697283409</id><published>2007-04-16T01:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-16T02:23:04.308-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><title type='text'>Hold the Stoli, Comrade...</title><content type='html'>So you may or may not remember the video I posted on YouTube of Space Shuttle Atlantis a while back. Seeing as I'm a kid from Houston, you can understand why I'm nuts for essentially &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;anything &lt;/span&gt;to do with aeronautics and especially space travel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KE_FHxFrB6w"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KE_FHxFrB6w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, turns out my little video is a big hit with a few people. The funning thing is the people who like it seem to have raised a &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;red&lt;/span&gt; flag in my head. YouTube lets you see who links to your video, so I followed the links and found &lt;a href="http://350d.livejournal.com/19840.html"&gt;this blog.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My immediate reaction was, "Oh, how cool. A Russian kid reposted my video. That's neat. Those Red's really love space travel too."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then I found &lt;a href="http://oleg-l.livejournal.com/91991.html"&gt;THIS blog. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Noting the number of comments on his reposting of my video, I wanted to know exactly what those crazy Rooski kids were up to, so I employed &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/language_tools"&gt;Google Translate&lt;/a&gt; and had the blog &lt;a href="http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Foleg-l.livejournal.com%2F91991.html&amp;langpair=ru%7Cen&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;hl=en&amp;newwindow=1&amp;amp;safe=off&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;amp;oe=UTF-8&amp;prev=%2Flanguage_tools"&gt;roughly translated into English.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now...that tiny little kid who was raised in Cold-War era Houston, Texas USA...is screaming at me from inside my head -- and he's accusing me of committing &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;treason! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-5694874936697283409?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/5694874936697283409/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=5694874936697283409&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5694874936697283409'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/5694874936697283409'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/russian-fun.html' title='Hold the Stoli, Comrade...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-4632750370796229871</id><published>2007-04-14T23:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-16T17:02:43.763-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal Stuff'/><title type='text'>Vote for me!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/5432"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8826/voteformehv7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, I never compete for online stuff, but this is fun. Even if you don't vote for me in the &lt;a href="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/5432"&gt;Best Humor Blog&lt;/a&gt; category, please vote for the hilarious &lt;a href="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/"&gt;Will Wheaton as the best Celebrity Blogger&lt;/a&gt;, because it's him and Rosie and I hate that bitch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;NOTE: In order to keep the voting honest (or you'd be able to vite a million times) you have to register an account. It's not a spammer, so don't worry. Thanks!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-4632750370796229871?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/4632750370796229871/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=4632750370796229871&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4632750370796229871'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/4632750370796229871'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/vote-for-me.html' title='Vote for me!'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-1582424103375464805</id><published>2007-04-14T04:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-14T04:16:42.298-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><title type='text'>Rodents of unusual size?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/04/070413-mice-birds.html"&gt;I don't think they exist. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-1582424103375464805?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/1582424103375464805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=1582424103375464805&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1582424103375464805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1582424103375464805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/rodents-of-unusual-size.html' title='Rodents of unusual size?'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-6612115080232287096</id><published>2007-04-12T23:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-14T04:40:04.257-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><title type='text'>Oh come on people...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Rh8ks_qrHJI/AAAAAAAAAYc/6KafE6G4t74/s1600-h/imus1.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Rh8ks_qrHJI/AAAAAAAAAYc/6KafE6G4t74/s400/imus1.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052797662356249746" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I'd like to know why free speech ends at the white mans door.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Exactly where in the constitution do we provide legal protection for the free speech of one man, over the free speech of another man, based on his skin color?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh wait a minute, we've set up special clauses in our laws to &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;eliminate&lt;/span&gt; discrimination based on skin color? How do those laws apply here? Exactly where do we draw this line, and is it a one-directional rule?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do comedians like Richard Pryor, Carlos Mencia, and Dave Chappelle have to say about this? Are they concerned that people will no longer tolerate &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;their&lt;/span&gt; seemingly unprotected "hate" speech?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, they're comedians, so that makes it different? What's the difference between a comedian and a radio show host in regards to the social infrastructure of this country? Where does the First Amendment define this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I heard the argument that "hate speech" being used on major network airwaves is the problem here. Free speech is protected, sure, but we shouldn't tolerate it in some places. So naturally, those making this argument are prepared to turn off every Hip-Hop radio station in the US, right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, wait...I'm being facetious aren't I? How could I suggest that African-Americans are spewing hate speech? Where do I get off suggesting that black leaders in this country attempt to influence their own subculture, before they start telling the white man what he can or can not say about it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I tell you where. Right about now dammit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I, like millions of other good natured and non-ethnocentric caucasians, have had it with this double standard of social commentary. The years of African-Americans ignoring the arguments begun by Booker T Washington and W.E.B. Dubois, need to come to an end. There have been a &lt;a href="http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2004/06/cosbys-naacp-spankin.html"&gt;number of rumblings&lt;/a&gt;  recently about this, and they need to continue because I'm not alone in my weariness over being so fucking polite. We've all had it. The grace period is over, and keeping quiet all these years has driven a new dynamic into the race relations problems of this country.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;This "discussion" about what's wrong with modern black culture is being held behind closed &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;doors between two different generations of Black Americans, and it needs to be out in the open - where white people get to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;put their two cents in as well.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt; Black Americans don't deserve any&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Rh8u-fqrHKI/AAAAAAAAAYk/bFLhY1j0Fzc/s1600-h/alsharpton.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Rh8u-fqrHKI/AAAAAAAAAYk/bFLhY1j0Fzc/s320/alsharpton.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052808958120238242" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt; socially enforced rules that provide for a double standard.  It's not right for us to think that only elderly black Americans can chastise black youth for their public behavior. It effects us all, and should be an open topic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're all Americans, we're all part of the problem, and we're all potentially the solution. It can't be done in secret anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So what exactly is it that Al Sharpton and his righteously indignant followers are beating their drum so loudly over? Racially insensitive comments? Misogynistic comments? Are they standing outside Hip-Hop stations, holding press conferences and calling for boycotts of the advertisers of these stations? Seriously, is this happening?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go look up Busy Bee's "Wild Style". In it he raps about how he gets paid, how he's so awesome and how he gets all the hoes. Note that he does this while spreading out cash on a cheap motel bed in front of some groupies. This is the identical message in every modern Hip-Hop record, and &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;that track&lt;/span&gt; is 20 years old.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fifteen years ago, it was Slick Rick's "Treat Her Like a Prostitute".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ten years ago it was Dr. Dre's "Bitches Ain't Shit".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Five years ago, it was Eminem fantasizing about killing his wife.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Around "The Chronic" era (1991 - 1994) you had something around a 1000:1 ratio of songs that were misogynistic to not. That ratio is about 1:50 now. What's worse is that Hip-Hop radio plays the most sensationalistic examples of these modern tracks. So in other words, Radio plays what will sell the most. This isn't surprising because it's the business of Radio, and the industry does this with every genre of music. We need to take note however, of the driving force here...because it's what led to Don Imus using this language.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In whatever arena you look at, ignorance really sells. Just look for a thinking man's country song and then compare the record sales for that song, to the dumbass honky-tonk, beer drinking, NASCAR loving, Trailer Trash ballad. The uneducated underclass is easy to motivate to purchase inexpensive things like records.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The tragedy is that the misogynistic, violent, and culturally self-destructive messages that we're all concerned about, are exactly what are being applauded by critics of modern Hip-Hop as "Social Commentary". The devil is in the details here, so pay attention. The commercial Hip-Hop that makes it to radio, and thus financial success, is laced with anthems that celebrate these themes. Sure, there are a number of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;other artists&lt;/span&gt; that &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;do&lt;/span&gt; have more artistic and thought-provoking music ...but they don't enjoy the same amount of sales as, say, 50 Cent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why would an artist like 50 Cent make this kind of destructive music? Is it all about the money? Of course it is, and he's up front about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"Wanksta" - 50 Cent&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Me I'm no monsta, me I'm no gangsta&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Me I'm no hitman, me I'm jus me, me&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Me I'm no wanksta, me I'm no acta&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;But it's me you see on your TV&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Cuz I hustle baby, this rap shit is so easy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;I'm gettin' what you get for a brick to talk greasy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;By any means, partner, I got to eat on these streets&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;If you play me close, for sure I'm gonna pop my heat&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Niggas sayin they goin murd' 50, how&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;We ridin 'round with guns the size of Lil Bow Wow&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;What you know about AK's and AR 15's&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Equipped with night vision, shell catchers and dem things, huh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just look at the empire that 50 Cent has built. There are only a handful of artists who can come close to touching his level of bank right now. The language used by Don Imus exists within the African American community, and commercial Hip-Hop uses this reality to make money. They endorse it, normalize it, and convert it into something acceptable. Young, impressionable people buy into that. They always have. At some point, we have to say enough is enough.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The problem is, Don Imus is not the person this needed to be said to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don Imus is a radio shock-jock. (barely) His entire job is to take popular culture and slap you in the face with it for the purposes of spurring listenership and thus, advertising revenue. The term &lt;a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nappy"&gt;"nappy-headed ho's"&lt;/a&gt; wasn't coined by Imus folks, and he's not at fault for saying the girls looked rough with all the tattoos and nappy ass hair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Was it tasteful? Hello no.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Was it funny? I don't think even a racist KKK guy would have laughed. The comment just wasn't funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The problem here is that Imus pushed the envelope &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;and&lt;/span&gt; he's an incredibly old, incredibly white, incredibly crotchety bastard. If a comedian pushes this same envelope on any broadcast radio or television station, and he's NOT any of these things, then nobody cares. If he's a 200 year old dinosaur that wears a shitty hat and an upturned collar, it brings a media circus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://imageshack.us/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5626/nappyhose4cee957es2.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;African-American "leaders" like Sharpton need to take this initiative and turn the focus inward, right now. Don't let another day go by where black on black hate speech is allowed. Eliminate the cancer within the subculture of inner-city youth, and expose these fools who perpetuate ignorance for what they are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;And lay the fuck off us white people for getting a little impatient about it. It's 2007 people! Get your black asses in gear. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;It's the right of every American to discriminate for whatever fucking glorious reason they choose, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;if&lt;/span&gt; their discriminatory catalyst is &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;behavior&lt;/span&gt;. This isn't a skin color thing anymore folks. It's a behavior problem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;NOTE: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" &gt;By the way, if you use the weak ass argument that Imus shouldn't have been bashing a womans Basketball team the day after they'd accomplished so much, then you need to STFU and listen to sports radio. You won't find one championship team that hasn't been bashed by a sportscaster, or at least ribbed a little. This is not grounds for firing anyone, or even criticizing them so you need to just accept it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Imus should have just told everyone to eat shit and tune in tomorrow. He lost his job because he caved like a weaksuck and said he'd come back with a more "sensitive" spin. His listeners didn't want that. Hell...nobody did. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-6612115080232287096?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/6612115080232287096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=6612115080232287096&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6612115080232287096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/6612115080232287096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/oh-come-on-people.html' title='Oh come on people...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z65tU8U9ptg/Rh8ks_qrHJI/AAAAAAAAAYc/6KafE6G4t74/s72-c/imus1.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-1774438410808184300</id><published>2007-04-11T08:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-11T08:34:09.564-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><title type='text'>Darth Badass...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6A0rwG39Jzk"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6A0rwG39Jzk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Someone tried this before, but this is a much better effort. Enjoy!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-1774438410808184300?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/1774438410808184300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=1774438410808184300&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1774438410808184300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1774438410808184300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/darth-badass.html' title='Darth Badass...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-1186302161538430625</id><published>2007-04-10T12:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-11T08:33:20.860-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><title type='text'>Darth Smartass...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jAocIHrM_1U"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jAocIHrM_1U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been acting like this today...I need a sammich.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-1186302161538430625?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/1186302161538430625/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=1186302161538430625&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1186302161538430625'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/1186302161538430625'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/darth-smartass.html' title='Darth Smartass...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-7637831202670700242</id><published>2007-04-06T13:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-06T13:10:47.399-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pop Culture'/><title type='text'>100 = damn funny</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bj0Ma2CsHME"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bj0Ma2CsHME" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a clip from 'Troop of One Hundred', taken from a Japanese comedy/prank show, where a 100 people chase after random strangers and freak the shit out of them. I wish our society wasn't so litigious - I think this show would be hilarious to make here in the US.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-7637831202670700242?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/7637831202670700242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=7637831202670700242&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7637831202670700242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/7637831202670700242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/100-damn-funny.html' title='100 = damn funny'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635150.post-8720242020659598524</id><published>2007-04-04T13:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T13:58:59.013-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Nuts about yoga...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width='425' height='357'&gt;&lt;param name='movie' value='http://www.jibjab.com/watch/79997'&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name='wmode' value='transparent'&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src='http://www.jibjab.com/watch/79997' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='425' height='357'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div&gt;| &lt;a href='http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox_sendtofriend.aspx?id=79997&amp;jokeid=34434'&gt;Send To Friends&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href='http://www.jibjab.com/'&gt;Flash Cartoons at JibJab&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5635150-8720242020659598524?l=sevenbates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/feeds/8720242020659598524/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5635150&amp;postID=8720242020659598524&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8720242020659598524'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5635150/posts/default/8720242020659598524'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sevenbates.blogspot.com/2007/04/downward-diving-dog.html' title='Nuts about yoga...'/><author><name>7 Bates</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02696119619395128782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6568/75c6ul.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
