Got a problem with feral stray cats eating your garbage and spraying everything you own? Well, I have the solution people! Just follow these easy steps and you too, can be bad kitty free!
#1 Get a cat trap and wait till 1:15am!
Check!
#2 Katch da Kitty!
Check!
#3 And his little friends too!
#4 Load furballs into trunk...
Check!
#5 Drive 4.7 miles to suitable location...
Check!
#6 Release unsuspecting kitties...
Check!
#7 Listen intently as kitties run into field...full of barking dogs!
Check!
# 8 Laugh as kitties return, wide eyed, and run into storm drain!
Check! (gee...I thought they loved garbage!)
#9 Drive home with satisfied grin and Flava Flav Thumb singing your praises!
Flava Flav!!!
Just follow these easy steps, and you'll be able to sleep at night without some mangy furball digging through your kibbles and bits! See ya next time!
* No worthless bags of fur were harmed in the making of this blog, but they were scared shitless and wont be bothering me again, thank you very much!
Note: You might want to try this earlier in the evening so you don't look like an unshaven homeless guy.
May 5, 2006
Here Kitty Kitty...
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