Tail wagging...

Okay I have a problem. I don't take waiting for something in the mail well. At all. Truth is, it gives me ulcers. I am literally sitting here freaking out about this camera, where the fuck is it, and why did FedEx LOSE it????

FedEx Rep:
"Umm...yeah it hasn't been checked in since Friday. Uh....it should have been checked in for your area, but we don't see it here."

Me:
"You don't see what?"

FedEx Rep:
"The package."

Me:
"What do you mean?! Is it on a truck?"

FedEx Rep:
"No, we don't know where it is at the moment see it was....blah blah blah"

At some point after that moment, the pounding in my ears, simultanous bowel-shaking tremors, loss of bladder control, bloddy nose, and profuse eyebrow sweat made it so I couldn't hear the rest of his bullshit excuse. You know...I bet they make a pill for this.

You should have seen me when I was waiting for my computer. I still have the scars!