Quote of the moment...

"Graduating seniors, parents and friends...

Let me begin by reassuring you that my remarks today will stand up to the most stringent requirements of the new appropriateness.

The intra-college sensitivity advisory committee has vetted the text of even trace amounts of subconscious racism, sexism and classism.

Moreover, a faculty panel of deconstructionists have reconfigured the rhetorical components within a post-structuralist framework, so as to expunge any offensive elements of western rationalism and linear logic.

Finally, all references flowing from a white, male, eurocentric perspective have been eliminated, as have any other ruminations deemed denigrating to the political consensus of the moment.

Thank you and good luck."

- Doonesbury, the University Chancellor's graduation speech.