When in doubt, total recall...

Don't tell my mother I'm in politics - she thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse." - U.S. Rep. Pat Schroeder

Okay so the circus has indeed come to town, and this gaggle of goofballs has really lit up the sky with diamonds! If you live here, it's disturbing. If you live somewhere else, it's amusing...and disturbing.

As I am sure you know, Arnold Schwarzenegger (you know the Google Spell-Checker has been working overtime with this story) didn't throw his hat into the recall election of this state, he chucked a grenade into a room full of glee club candidates in a popularity contest, and watched as everyone else stood around assessing the damage.

Yes, the Commando metaphors are in full swing...as are the REALLY unnecessary pictures of his naked ass (and more) being plastered all over the internet for us to see. As if his nudity, the number of chicks he has nailed, or the number of times he has said something stupid would keep us from voting for this guy?

C'mon man, not only is this America.....it's California!

This is all about the novelty vote; just watch. People who wouldn't even consider voting for him are going to walk into a booth this fall and just before they punch in the somewhat rational candidate, they're going to stop and think about it.

"Dude, we could have the Terminator for Governor. That would be really damn funny. "Governor Schwarzenegger was at the capitol steps today, signing article 23 into action; a bill that......."

O PUNCH: CANDIDATE -- ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

"Oh what the hell, this could be hilarious if he wins."

I just wanna know -- who's gonna be the first unlucky soul that has to ask "The Terminator" for a stay of execution?

That, my friends...is funny.