March 15, 2004

More than meets the eye...

:::The Official Transformers Drinking Game:::



Drink anytime:

-- Someone gives an order to transform
Twice if it's not Op Prime or Megatron

-- An Autobot flies in robot mode (jetpacks don't count!)
This one is all you'll need if you're watching "More Than Meets the Eye

-- If you even SEE Shockwave!
twice if he transforms into that badass gun

-- Soundwave says any sentence without the words "eject" or "operation"
-- Starscream declares himself leader of the Decepticons

twice if he's usurped by Megatron in the same scene

-- Any group of TF's merge into a super-sized robot.
twice if they all shout the robot's name before doing so

-- A robot grows or shrinks exponentially in size while transforming

-- A Dinobot doesn't want to do something


-- The "stock-shot" of Autobot Headquarters is shown
-- The "stock-shot" of Decepticon Headquarters is shown

Twice if the "stock-shot" of Cybertron is shown

-- Wheeljack invents something
twice if it works

-- a TF brings out some handy attachment perfectly suited for saving the day.
twice if it's Ironhide

-- Ironhide shoots one of his "miracle liquids"
twice if it's liquid nitrogen

-- Megatron declares victory
-- Megatron cries "Decepticons Retreat!"
-- Megatron threatens to rise again
-- Megatron calls anyone a traitor


-- Spike is in trouble and must be saved

-- A TF speaks in rhymes
-- A TF has bad grammer
("Menasor crush, destroy!")
(Yes this includes the Dinobots!)

-- Optimus Prime's trailer appears out of nowhere
-- The laws of physics as we know them are clearly violated


:::Post Movie Episodes Drinking Game:::

-- Unicron's head floats by

-- The existance of first-season TFs is even acknowledged

-- A formerly invincible robot (Menasor, ect) is now a wuss

-- Someone insults Galvatron

-- Blaster or Soundwave transform without shrinking

-- Wheelie, Daniel, or Blurr are on-screen for more than five
seconds without becoming annoying

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