Lord help me...

I've been fighting this urge for years, and I can't take it anymore....

...I wanna be a woman!

And I wanna perform crappy karaoke in renaissance period drag, while wearing a really crappy blonde wig!

And...and...



....okay, now who's gonna believe that this was just an April Fools gag if you people keep taking pictures like these!!!

Dammit!!



Okay, and this one is just embarrasing...



...damn.