Affleck not worth asswipe...

The new father ran into an L.A. convenience store to buy baby wipes, but had no money or credit cards on him. " 'I've got to come back with these or my wife will kill me,' Ben told the clerk. He tried to sell his autograph to shoppers for a dollar, but there were no takers." After turning down a $20 offer for his Red Sox cap, Affleck eventually was bought the wipes by another shopper, who "was rewarded with a grateful kiss."

- InTouch Magazine